Like stealing candy from a baby, why is it always a lollipop, why would a criminal steal preowned lollipops anyway? Who will fence it?
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Challenge accepted.Lord Beautiful said:
"A little fear is healthy but too much hinders the enjoyment of bird poo--I mean life."
"Compromise works best when-shut up! I'm talking about compromise!"
"Everything is optional. Some things are illegal, and some things are really gross."
Whenever your about to do something ask yourself 'would an idiot do this?' and if one would, don't do that thing.
Cookie for reference.
Cookie for reference.
My motto on here:
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak" - Sun Tzu.
Also, it was partially in jest I assume, since I just saw it on a shirt, but I still think there is some truth to it:
"To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid"
I have other random quotes, but most of them have already been said...
EDIT: Also,
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak" - Sun Tzu.
Also, it was partially in jest I assume, since I just saw it on a shirt, but I still think there is some truth to it:
"To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid"
I have other random quotes, but most of them have already been said...
EDIT: Also,
Sorry, but that's actually Rene Desc-...SilentCom said:
Oop. Ninja'd. >_>BGH122 said:
I use that one.TheRightToArmBears said:
My own personal favorite? Neil Fallon, lead singer of Clutch, said "If you're not learning, then you're retiring. You've got to take risks to learn, and there's always something to learn."
My own personal life motto (or one of several, anyway): Make your world one you'd like to die in, because any day could be your last.
Don't go out during the night if all you got is a lousy assault rifle and your flashlight.
Yes, I am a bad person for this. But please don't hate me >.>
Yes, I am a bad person for this. But please don't hate me >.>
1) When there is danger, wise men say nothing. - Aesop's fable of the lion's bad breath.
2) A wise man believes nothing of what he hears and half of what he sees, but the truly wise know which half. - My father.
3) Light a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Light a man ON fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life. - Richard, LFG
4) To confuse angels with children is a dangerous thing.
5) Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
And my personal favourite:
6) Remember boys and girls, a smart man knows when it's time to run like a little *****! -Kanta, Desert Punk
2) A wise man believes nothing of what he hears and half of what he sees, but the truly wise know which half. - My father.
3) Light a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Light a man ON fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life. - Richard, LFG
4) To confuse angels with children is a dangerous thing.
5) Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
And my personal favourite:
6) Remember boys and girls, a smart man knows when it's time to run like a little *****! -Kanta, Desert Punk
To quote someone else:
"All great truths start as blasphemy."
~George Bernard Shaw (probably. Most good quotes are from him. He spent his life knowing that one day when people had little quote calendars or googled "insightful quotes" his name would take up 96% of them)
And to quote me:
"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowledge cures cancer."
"All great truths start as blasphemy."
~George Bernard Shaw (probably. Most good quotes are from him. He spent his life knowing that one day when people had little quote calendars or googled "insightful quotes" his name would take up 96% of them)
And to quote me:
"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowledge cures cancer."
Don't say something obscenely suggestive down the phone until you're sure you're talking to the right person.
Seriously.
Seriously.