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Evil Jak said:
Worgen said:
subway lvl in no mercy, first special infected to spawn killed me since my team sucked, a smoker got me just outside the spawn area just as my whole team jumped down to kill the infected down there and no one thought to look up and shoot the damn smoker
Holy bejesus... this could have been me too... provided you were playing on the 360, I could have been that Smoker. :D
That smoker always spawns there, whether you're playing versus or not. You learn to just keep an eye out for him.
 

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Forgot which level but:
Horde comes, we run into a building, boomer spawns out of no where, sprays 3 of us, more horde comes, then a Tank literally spawns on top of me. Like, I mean he spawned 5 feet above my head, from the ceiling, landed on top of me. We all die
 

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Me and my friend playing for the first time (on Dead Air).

I get smoked, and on I'm stuck while the smoker is on the other side of something in the construction yard.

My friend didn't know what was wrong with me, and sat there trying to figure out what is killing me and where it is.

I died.
 

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Evil Jak said:
Worgen said:
Evil Jak said:
Worgen said:
subway lvl in no mercy, first special infected to spawn killed me since my team sucked, a smoker got me just outside the spawn area just as my whole team jumped down to kill the infected down there and no one thought to look up and shoot the damn smoker
Holy bejesus... this could have been me too... provided you were playing on the 360, I could have been that Smoker. :D
Im pc excusive for fps.... halo aside
*gasp*

Only one explanation then, someone is stealing my awesome and using it as a weapon on PC gamers. :D
actualy Im gonna blame bad team mates
 

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Not really a fail for me but it was still funny. I was playing versus on Death toll and the other team decided on hiding in the water for the finale since it was out in the open and hunters can't jump in water. So I spawn in as a hunter and I crouch below the surface of the water and walk toward them. I reach one of them and I just start clawing them. I actually downed one and killed another.

Now it's time for my fail. After about 3 hours trying to get Do not disturbed I finnally managed to play through an entire campieign without the bots disturbing any. (I was playing with the bots becuase every group I met with would immeaditly try and crown her. After many arguements I decided to return to the lobby, boot everyone out and play with the bots.) So we are on the last No Mercy and who do you think appears, Non other then the Crying *****! She appeared right on top of the first ladder in the elevator shaft. I was pissed!
 

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We were playing versus on Dead Air 1... I was a smoker and I caught the last person before they jumped out the window onto the truck... Well, their teammates left them, then one (ONE FFS) came back to get him, and my team just sat around there looking at stuff instead of pouncing the guy...
 

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I was playing expert with one of my friends and two other dudes and shot one of the dudes with a shotgun. He was playing Louis, he jumped off a news van I was crouching so I only saw legs coming toward me. "Hmm that must be a zombie" I thought. He was also at full health and he was really pissed. So I Incaped him then after realizing my mistake pick him up. He also had a shot gun and decides to incap me and kill me. Then he raged quit.

That was the first time I made someone in my own team Rage quit. :D
 

SebZero

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This fail didn't happen to me but...
My two friends were playing the Death Toll finale. Let's call them Bill and Man-Zoey.

Bill is punched into the water by the tank and downed. Bot Francis runs over to help, but notices the boat arrives and leaves him to die. With Bill dead, Man-Zoey gets to the boat but tries to save Bot Louis. Man-Zoey is downed by the Horde, but Bot Louis and Bot Francis still get away.

Credits roll, the Bots win <_<
 

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Running towards the helicopter in no mercy and "PLAGH" Smoker pulls me from the helipad back to the radio.

The guy who was playing as Bill mumbles over his headset,"Fucking hollywood endings nowaday eh!?"
 

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Nanosauromo said:
HardRockSamurai said:
I bought Left 4 Dead for the Xbox 360...

/thread.
Forgive me, for I am ignorant in the ways of online Xbox games, but why is this fail?
Valve Games have a much larger community on the PC thanks to dedicated servers and groups. You would be Lucky to find a full group for Versus and good players for Co-op to play with on the 360.
 

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My brother, a friend, and I were playing No Mercy on Expert. After spending an hour on the finale alone, I finally got away with killing the second tank right as it killed my friend. Being the last one alive I ran for the helicopter while frantically trying to make sure nothing would attack me. Right as the helicopter was about to park, I heard a distinct cry and wham! A hunter tackled me. I still have never beaten the expert campaign for No Mercy...
Alexxerth said:
every game ive played so far i have seemed to have more friendly fire than anyone
I will say, I have that record too... If you play on the 360, us meeting could be a catastrophic event. Sadly, my best/worst record, which I don't remember how I did it, was 61 friendly fire events. I don't get that high of a number anymore, granted, but I am still probably always the top hitter for friendly fire.
 

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We had a Lan during the L4D sale weekend on Steam. We all got the game and played all weekend, non of us knowing what we were doing. The funniest thing was probably when the last 2 survivors were running for the boat, that first one to get there want to help out his partner and throws a Molotov which incapacitates and kills his partner.
Another one was at the farm hous, we finally managed to hold out long enough to get the APC to get there, and I started running for it before it stops, I ran nearly a full circle about the house...
 

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Okay, mines is mostly fail on the other teams part. It was the last level of No Mercy and me and my friend go the Hunter and Smoker respectively. I told him about that awesome thing in the elevator, where u can pull the survivor off. Needless to say that the other team we were up against was impossibly good so i wanted to see if that would even work. I spawned in one of those little off passages right before the turn to the elevator shaft. I watch as all 4 of the survivors just pass me and as Zoey gets pulled off into the shaft. So then their entire team clumps around the guy saving her, so i had an idea. I came around the corner and, as quickly as i could, i made a jump for the closest survivor. I hit him and all of the other survivors get knocked back, getting stuck hanging in the elevator shaft. It was the most comical thing, watching the 3 survivors watch as their friend gets torn to pieces by a hunter that totally owned them all.

I'm sorry for using that kind of language, but it was so necessary. Also, after the match was over, one of them said "All of you guys fucking suck except for that A-lee-at guy. He fucking owned us..."

PS: He said my name wrong D:
 

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RebelRising said:
As we were ascending the roof of Mercy Hospital, the Tank blocked the elevator doors with some large metal object, and we had to keep mellee-ing it while being assailed by waves of infected. Two of us got through, somehow, but me and the other player were still stuck in the elevator, with no way of getting past the obstacle. Eventually, the two who escaped reached the safe-room, while we were still alive, but nowhere near he saferoom. We looked at each other in the elevator, and realized that, in order for us to make it to the next level, we would have to kill each other, for the greater good. It was a silent understanding, and with that, he shot me until I was incapacitated, then I shot him until he was incapacitated; we then barraged each other with pistols until we expired. It was a emotionally harrowing experience, but not without a silver lining: we all came back to life for the finale.
i cried reading this.
 

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JimmyBassatti said:
HardRockSamurai said:
I bought Left 4 Dead for the Xbox 360...

/thread.
Stop using "/thread"...it's as bad as saying first...
Oh, please.

I was in a group, and was telling the party not to go near the train cart, as in the previous game, there was a Witch over there. Unbeknownst to me, Witches move to different areas each game. And as I was telling them not to go near the train cart because they would alert the Witch, I ran straight into the Witch, and almost got clawed to death.
 

bob-2000

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i was once hit out of the air by a tank while i was jumping onto the chopper in No Mercy.
 

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Nanosauromo said:
HardRockSamurai said:
I bought Left 4 Dead for the Xbox 360...

/thread.
Forgive me, for I am ignorant in the ways of online Xbox games, but why is this fail?
You can't MOD games on the 360 version. So basically, if you buy the 360 version, you miss out on all the user-made content.
 

Schizzy

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Playing No Mercy and one chap insists on grabbing every pipe bomb he can lay his hands on, even while we're being swarmed. Needless to say, he eventually fell behind, but not before he left us with some unkind words. :)