Lego Universe Has Immense Levels of Phallus Protection

[Buizel91]

So i could make a Scarab?...Or an AT-AT...

Or a Warthog? hell, even a giant Pikachu?

Me thinks i will check this out =D

 

[Varrdy]

I'm still trying to scrub the concept of a lego-lob-on from my mind. My immediate reaction to hearing of the concept was to think: "Christ that'd make your eyes water!"

If anyone spots my mind floating down the gutter, please let me know!

Wardy

 

[tomtom94]

I would like to say congratulations to these people, they've done something which actually makes a great deal of sense - they've stopped the parents before they can complain and they've come close to stopping something which is prevalent in traditional MMOs.

Whether you think the human body should be desexualised is another matter, but for now - great job, Net Devil.

 

[Plurralbles]

so.. it could have been awesome... but it isn't...


I'll just buy minecraft and Gerry's mod and move on. At least I can make Dick Valley.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Nice try but we all know that some people really have nothing better to do with there time then try to break system in order to create penises. Makes me wonder about there mental state when they are that obsessed with penises that they have to have them in everything though.
Also,

 

[Allan Foe]

Nice try but we all know that some people really have nothing better to do with there time then try to break system in order to create penises.

Nothing better to do? Pah! It's the people who play MMO's who have nothing better to do, the
genitalia griefers are at least providing a valuable service to the community -- teaching us all the lesson that if something can theoretically be corrupted, you can bet that the goons and channers are already on it.

Makes me wonder about there mental state when they are that obsessed with penises that they have to have them in everything though.

I see you have never heard of the honourable Sigmund Freud? If the question stated above truly bothers you, Freud's works will be most enlightening.

 

[Hgame]

Well thats the one reason to buy this gone.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Well....glad I'm not getting it, the game will probably traumatize kids for years. And this post reminds me of a certain Superbad scene....you know the one.

 

[teutonicman]

They will fail.

If MMO players(or people on the internet in general) want to make penises, they will make penises. No way around it.

PENIS-COPTER!
The picture for this article was slightly disappointing I was expecting to see a lego dick. Anyway now I have a massive urge to play with lego.... shit and I have hmwk to do too.

 

[Missing SHODAN]

However, kudos should go to NetDevil for making a herculean effort here, and I hope they're successful.

I think the Greek character you're looking for is Sisyphus, not Hercules. Sisyphus is the guy whose hell was having to roll a boulder up a hill only for it to roll back down, for eternity, making him pretty much the patron saint of futile gestures on doomed projects.

I think it's a matter of time before someone works out how to make penises, and now that the penis-making community has been challenged, I suspect it'll happen swiftly.

 

[Please don't shoot]

so, the challenge has been issued

 

[Twilight_guy]

Nice try but we all know that some people really have nothing better to do with there time then try to break system in order to create penises.

Nothing better to do? Pah! It's the people who play MMO's who have nothing better to do, the
genitalia griefers are at least providing a valuable service to the community -- teaching us all the lesson that if something can theoretically be corrupted, you can bet that the goons and channers are already on it.

Makes me wonder about there mental state when they are that obsessed with penises that they have to have them in everything though.

I see you have never heard of the honourable Sigmund Freud? If the question stated above truly bothers you, Freud's works will be most enlightening.

Don't be a troll. It saddens me that somebody really gets a kick out of the childish act of trying to put penises in a kid's game. It's like a 5 year old laughing over the word 'ass' because its taboo. The constant necessity to break rules and be the deviant seems is always associated with negative metal states and I wish games weren't a magnet for people like that. Oh and with Freud always struck me as being far to concerned with sex on the whole anyways. GO Lego game designer dudes! I believe in you and your inevitably leaky but still worthwhile system!

 

[SimuLord]

Nice try but we all know that some people really have nothing better to do with there time then try to break system in order to create penises.

Nothing better to do? Pah! It's the people who play MMO's who have nothing better to do, the
genitalia griefers are at least providing a valuable service to the community -- teaching us all the lesson that if something can theoretically be corrupted, you can bet that the goons and channers are already on it.

Makes me wonder about there mental state when they are that obsessed with penises that they have to have them in everything though.

I see you have never heard of the honourable Sigmund Freud? If the question stated above truly bothers you, Freud's works will be most enlightening.

Don't be a troll. It saddens me that somebody really gets a kick out of the childish act of trying to put penises in a kid's game. It's like a 5 year old laughing over the word 'ass' because its taboo. The constant necessity to break rules and be the deviant seems is always associated with negative metal states and I wish games weren't a magnet for people like that. Oh and with Freud always struck me as being far to concerned with sex on the whole anyways. GO Lego game designer dudes! I believe in you and your inevitably leaky but still worthwhile system!

My thoughts exactly. If I wanted to see people behave like overgrown four-year-olds, I'd watch an American political pundit show. That's about the level Internet trolls reach. And much like annoying little kids, the best way to get a troll to stop acting out is to ignore him, and if he won't go away, smack the holy shit out of him. A spanking works for kids, I'm thinking a baseball bat to the testicles is more 4chan's speed.

 

[XT inc]

really all this overprotective nonsense over dicks. I mean if the kids old enough to sit around and play an mmo chances are they might have heard about it, or own one. god knows the world would end if there was nudity.

 

[Aethren]

A New Challenger Appears!

 

[Nouw]

Guys, why would someone want to make penises in a fucking Lego game. Please, keep that filth away from lego. Don't get me as some over-protective person but I can't be the only one that would rather have penises away from my favorite childhood toy.

Please, grow up.

 

[ultrachicken]

Is this game free? If not, then there shouldn't be much of a problem.