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So, foolish mortals... the time has come for the most powerful and most fearsome alliance of escapists. Only tentacled abominations may join. Together we will crush all the insignificant human alliances at once!
 

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overpuce said:
... First the Brovengers... the the League... then Nu Champions and NOW I have to avoid tentacle rape. What's an innocent bystander to do?
I have no idea, take a side that picks your fancy or stand on the side lines preferable I like to be with the good guys.

OT: Dear Lord what have we done, has Daystar foreseen the end of the Escapist already!

Us Champions must protect the Escapist at all cost. But I have to admit this is very similar to a particular VN I played. Which Mammoth has the main girl as a avatar.

Time to pull out the Shotguns for some tentacle/monster/whatever killing!
 
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Have I accidently become the harbinger of the escapists destruction?



Woe is me...
 
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Diablo1099 said:
Ok, what the hell is with all these treads? Is there a memo I missed or something?
I think I've unleashed a terrible evil upon the escapist.

[sub]I'm sorry.[/sub]
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Diablo1099 said:
Ok, what the hell is with all these treads? Is there a memo I missed or something?
I think I've unleashed a terrible evil upon the escapist.

[sub]I'm sorry.[/sub]
...meh, can't worse then the Bonies...
*leaves*
 

StormShaun

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Diablo1099 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Diablo1099 said:
Ok, what the hell is with all these treads? Is there a memo I missed or something?
I think I've unleashed a terrible evil upon the escapist.

[sub]I'm sorry.[/sub]
...meh, can't worse then the Bonies...
*leaves*
Let me give you a short briefing Diablo...I mean Snake. The Escapist is about to become a warzone, and a war is coming. There are 4 groups fighting for power so far, The Brovengers (Led by Daystar), the League Of Evil whatever (Led by JoJo), the Nu Champions (Led by TheDarkEric and I'm in it) and now this...ugh, Tentacle Clan led by Mammoth.

Now your job Snake is to join the Champions and help us win the war against...ugh, this....and I will give you your well deserved cookie.
 

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StormShaun said:
Let me give you a short briefing Diablo...I mean Snake. The Escapist is about to become a warzone, and one is coming. There are 4 groups fighting for power so far, The Brovengers (Led by Daystar), the League Of Evil whatever (Led by JoJo), the Nu Champions (Led by TheDarkEric and I'm in it) and now this...ugh, Tentacle Clan led by Mammoth.

Now your job Snake is to join the Champions and help us win the war against...ugh, this.
Soooo...This IS a trend that is sweeping the site?
...
Alright, Guess I'm with the Nu Champions then...
 

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Diablo1099 said:
Soooo...This IS a trend that is sweeping the site?
...
Alright, Guess I'm with the Nu Champions then...
Pretty much, I haven't competed in a internet group battle ever since the Mario Vs Sonic wars when I used to play Roblox...Lets ignore I said that.

Here is the link [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.375393-Nu-Champions-The-latest-greatest-faction-in-the-Escapist-wars[/link] to our great group. Join us and protect the Escapist from not being blown up by Daystar...again. I swear he has done it once. ^_^'

[sub]*sigh* Mammoth has no idea what's happening on his own page. V_V[/sub]
 

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MammothBlade said:
So, foolish mortals... the time has come for the most powerful and most fearsome alliance of escapists. Only tentacled abominations may join. Together we will crush all the insignificant human alliances at once!
MammothBlade, the Injustice League isn't just for humans-only, why I myself am a Big Daddy! There's a place in our humble squad of villians for a tentacled abomination such as yourself, if you wish to join. We've already united with the LoLengers league, together all evils must unite to take over the Escapist!
 

MammothBlade

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StormShaun said:
overpuce said:
... First the Brovengers... the the League... then Nu Champions and NOW I have to avoid tentacle rape. What's an innocent bystander to do?
I have no idea, take a side that picks your fancy or stand on the side lines preferable I like to be with the good guys.

OT: Dear Lord what have we done, has Daystar foreseen the end of the Escapist already!

Us Champions must protect the Escapist at all cost. But I have to admit this is very similar to a particular VN I played. Which Mammoth has the main girl as a avatar.

Time to pull out the Shotguns for some tentacle/monster/whatever killing!
;D

RELEASE THE MUTAGENIC SPORES!!!
 

MammothBlade

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JoJo said:
MammothBlade said:
So, foolish mortals... the time has come for the most powerful and most fearsome alliance of escapists. Only tentacled abominations may join. Together we will crush all the insignificant human alliances at once!
MammothBlade, the Injustice League isn't just for humans-only, why I myself am a Big Daddy! There's a place in our humble squad of villians for a tentacled abomination such as yourself, if you wish to join. We've already united with the LoLengers league, together all evils must unite to take over the Escapist!
Where on my alignment does it say "evil"... such a confusing and alien term. You humanoids are weird creatures.
 

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MammothBlade said:
JoJo said:
MammothBlade said:
So, foolish mortals... the time has come for the most powerful and most fearsome alliance of escapists. Only tentacled abominations may join. Together we will crush all the insignificant human alliances at once!
MammothBlade, the Injustice League isn't just for humans-only, why I myself am a Big Daddy! There's a place in our humble squad of villians for a tentacled abomination such as yourself, if you wish to join. We've already united with the LoLengers league, together all evils must unite to take over the Escapist!
Where on my alignment does it say "evil"... such a confusing and alien term. You humanoids are weird creatures.
Completely amoral creatures are welcome too, for what it's worth, as long as they don't complain about the orphan quiche!
 

MammothBlade

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JoJo said:
MammothBlade said:
JoJo said:
MammothBlade said:
So, foolish mortals... the time has come for the most powerful and most fearsome alliance of escapists. Only tentacled abominations may join. Together we will crush all the insignificant human alliances at once!
MammothBlade, the Injustice League isn't just for humans-only, why I myself am a Big Daddy! There's a place in our humble squad of villians for a tentacled abomination such as yourself, if you wish to join. We've already united with the LoLengers league, together all evils must unite to take over the Escapist!
Where on my alignment does it say "evil"... such a confusing and alien term. You humanoids are weird creatures.
Completely amoral creatures are welcome too, for what it's worth, as long as they don't complain about the orphan quiche!
What part of despising all humanity don't you understand?

[sub]Although some are nice to play with...[/sub]
 

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MammothBlade said:
JoJo said:
MammothBlade said:
JoJo said:
MammothBlade said:
So, foolish mortals... the time has come for the most powerful and most fearsome alliance of escapists. Only tentacled abominations may join. Together we will crush all the insignificant human alliances at once!
MammothBlade, the Injustice League isn't just for humans-only, why I myself am a Big Daddy! There's a place in our humble squad of villians for a tentacled abomination such as yourself, if you wish to join. We've already united with the LoLengers league, together all evils must unite to take over the Escapist!
Where on my alignment does it say "evil"... such a confusing and alien term. You humanoids are weird creatures.
Completely amoral creatures are welcome too, for what it's worth, as long as they don't complain about the orphan quiche!
What part of despising all humanity don't you understand?

[sub]Although some are nice to play with...[/sub]
*Shrug* Even horrible monsters from God knows where need to chillax sometimes, where else other than the exclusive Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/chat/The-Injustice-League]? There's already an alliance between us, the Lolenger's and those like Matthew95 who want to destroy all groups, joining our cause to destroy the Brovengers and their Dear Leader would put you one step closer to your ultimate goal of wiping out humanity!

Just think about it...
 

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THIS is what happens when you try to take out one group??

More show up?

Well... Looks like the battlefield will be cluttered with more bodies!
 

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StormShaun said:
Let me give you a short briefing Diablo...I mean Snake. The Escapist is about to become a warzone, and a war is coming. There are 4 groups fighting for power so far, The Brovengers (Led by Daystar), the League Of Evil whatever (Led by JoJo), the Nu Champions (Led by TheDarkEric and I'm in it) and now this...ugh, Tentacle Clan led by Mammoth.

Now your job Snake is to join the Champions and help us win the war against...ugh, this....and I will give you your well deserved cookie.
I am insulted you left out The LoLengers League! We shall not forget this injustice
 

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StormShaun said:
Diablo1099 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Diablo1099 said:
Ok, what the hell is with all these treads? Is there a memo I missed or something?
I think I've unleashed a terrible evil upon the escapist.

[sub]I'm sorry.[/sub]
...meh, can't worse then the Bonies...
*leaves*
Let me give you a short briefing Diablo...I mean Snake. The Escapist is about to become a warzone, and a war is coming. There are 4 groups fighting for power so far, The Brovengers (Led by Daystar), the League Of Evil whatever (Led by JoJo), the Nu Champions (Led by TheDarkEric and I'm in it) and now this...ugh, Tentacle Clan led by Mammoth.

Now your job Snake is to join the Champions and help us win the war against...ugh, this....and I will give you your well deserved cookie.
Boy, this is awkward... I've been replaced by JoJo?

Not a bad choice, but I was hoping it would be after I'm dead.

And NO, JoJo; I'm not killing myself so you can lead
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
Boy, this is awkward... I've been replaced by JoJo?

Not a bad choice, but I was hoping it would be after I'm dead.

And NO, JoJo; I'm not killing myself so you can lead
Bah, my plan for a coup has been thwarted.

*goes back to scheming*