Let?s Get Off the Xbone Hate-Train Already

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SycoMantis91

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Bocaj2000 said:
These game companies are like hookers. Follow me on this... I'm trying to make a point.

(Also, this is from a straight male's perspective)

Wii U is the same hooker that you've been going to since the '80s. Every so often she does something new, but you know what you get with her. If you want her to do what her older sisters would do, she's compatible and will do them gladly. Unfortunately, she's riding off the fame of her sisters right now and doesn't do a whole lot of original things yet.

PS4 is the hooker that everybody loves. Her focus is on one thing and one things only: sex. Yeah, she does other stuff too, but sex is what she's known for. Yeah she has some issues, like any other broad that you see on the street, but she's no worse than her older sister, PS3. Granted, she simply won't do what her sisters do at all, but she has a lot of new tricks up her sleeve.

But the Xbone... she was a hooker with a penis... and she didn't want to be on bottom. All she wanted to do was fuck you in the ass, and she expected you to like it. In fact, she expected you to thank her for it. You see, most straight men don't like being fucked in the ass. In response to this, nobody wanted to buy her. They'd rather buy her rival PS4. So she got an operation. Now that she no longer has a penis, she expects you to forget that she wanted to fuck you in the ass. Some people are okay with her now, and would gladly sleep with her, but many other people still remember that that she had a dick and will never unsee it.

I hope that clears things up. Your actions have consequences, and your words have weight. You can't get me to unhear what you have to say nor forget what you did. Don't fuck with the consumer.
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This. This is an astoundingly perfect comparison. Hire this man, Escapist.
 
BrownGaijin

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Maybe you're right, maybe it's time to move past Microsoft, and move towards a future of understanding. Maybe we should see that Microsoft has learned from its past mistakes and will not try to-

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/126665-Xbox-One-DVR-For-Gold-Subs-Only-PS4-Recording-Free-For-All

GET BACK ON THE TRAIN! GET BACK ON THE TRAIN!
 
Not Gabe Newell

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The whole Xbone situation reminds me of a 90's cartoon.


Tom the Cat hits Spike over the head with a baseball bat, only to have the bat splinter when it hits Spike's head. Realizing the bat didn't work, Tom backs away slowly with the biggest, most sheepish grin on his face. Spike then strangles Tom. But then someone comes along and says Spike shouldn't strangle Tom, even though Tom tried to maim Spike with a bat.



We should all be Spike.
 
Wargamer

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No. We should never stop hating on that console. We all saw what they intended the XBone to be, and for that they should be punished without end. That console deserves to be the biggest commercial flop in the history of the gaming industry. They deserve to tank so hard that they have to drop out of the console market altogether!

You buy an XBone, and you're saying to Microsoft "we support you, despite the fact you don't give a fuck about us." They will try that shit again, and again, so long as people continue to support them.
 
Dark Knifer

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No, people won't get off the hate train as the reason you provided were basically "It's not that bad" which implies that it's not good either. f it wasn't terrible it would be pretty obvious. If it makes you feel any better xbone's probably going to sell like hotcakes because COD.
 
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