Let's Bring It Back; Do You Save the Ex or the Current?

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L. Declis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7OtdzJ1wMw

Since we're bringing back the retro threads, let's say your ex and your current girlfriend jumped into a river? The difference? Your current girlfriend can swim but chooses not to?

What if they're in a whirlpool?
 

tippy2k2

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If she can swim but is choosing not to out of spite or whatever the hell she's doing, her ass is going to drown.

There's no contest to me here; I can save them both if she swims herself to safety (which according to your thread, she can).
 

White Lightning

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Leon Declis said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7OtdzJ1wMw

Since we're bringing back the retro threads, let's say your ex and your current girlfriend jumped into a river? The difference? Your current girlfriend can swim but chooses not to?

What if they're in a whirlpool?
I'd save the Whirlpool. It's obviously the right thing to do.
 

Saetha

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I'd probably be too distracted wondering when I turned into a lesbian to save either :p

Caiphus said:
What if I'm the whirlpool?
There's a sexual innuendo in there somewhere. Would you say you're... making them wet?

...No, shit, that was awful. Goddammit.
 

Twintix

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Well, since I'm a nature lover, I'll follow the stream and save the current.

...That was a joke...Probably.
 

Knight Captain Kerr

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I said it when it was a dog and a stranger and I'll say it again now. All jumping into a whirlpool will do is get me killed too. I can swim to an extent but I'm not great, certainly don't think I'm good enough to save anyone if I jumped into a river. Then again lots of rivers have life rings so I could throw them in and call the lifeguard.

I do wonder why my girlfriend who can't swim jumped into a river and why my exe who can but refuses to do so out of spite or whatever also jumped in.
 

Mezahmay

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I would rescue neither, because *puts on sunglasses* there are plenty of other fish in the sea.


Seriously though, what kind of mentally sound spiteful ***** jumps into a river and refuses to save herself?