Let's Bring It Back; Do You Save the Ex or the Current?

[L. Declis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7OtdzJ1wMw

Since we're bringing back the retro threads, let's say your ex and your current girlfriend jumped into a river? The difference? Your current girlfriend can swim but chooses not to?

What if they're in a whirlpool?

 

[tippy2k2]

If she can swim but is choosing not to out of spite or whatever the hell she's doing, her ass is going to drown.

There's no contest to me here; I can save them both if she swims herself to safety (which according to your thread, she can).

 

[Colour Scientist]

What if one of my exes is the whirlpool? D:

 

[White Lightning]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7OtdzJ1wMw

Since we're bringing back the retro threads, let's say your ex and your current girlfriend jumped into a river? The difference? Your current girlfriend can swim but chooses not to?

What if they're in a whirlpool?

I'd save the Whirlpool. It's obviously the right thing to do.

 

[Caiphus]

What if I'm the whirlpool?

 

[Saetha]

I'd probably be too distracted wondering when I turned into a lesbian to save either

What if I'm the whirlpool?

There's a sexual innuendo in there somewhere. Would you say you're... making them wet?

...No, shit, that was awful. Goddammit.

 

[Twintix]

Well, since I'm a nature lover, I'll follow the stream and save the current.

...That was a joke...Probably.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

I said it when it was a dog and a stranger and I'll say it again now. All jumping into a whirlpool will do is get me killed too. I can swim to an extent but I'm not great, certainly don't think I'm good enough to save anyone if I jumped into a river. Then again lots of rivers have life rings so I could throw them in and call the lifeguard.

I do wonder why my girlfriend who can't swim jumped into a river and why my exe who can but refuses to do so out of spite or whatever also jumped in.

 

[Mezahmay]

I would rescue neither, because *puts on sunglasses* there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

Spoiler: YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH

Seriously though, what kind of mentally sound spiteful ***** jumps into a river and refuses to save herself?

 

[Colour Scientist]

Has the ex forgotten to remove me as the benefactor in her life insurance policy?

Yes but the life insurance policy is also in the whirlpool.