Let's build a fort

[The Shade]

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

You know, we could just go up there and hang out. Like open the fridge and stuff. There would already be foods laid out for us, like little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon. Well, can you blame 'em? Uh, yeah!

If I had a million dollars,
Well I'd buy you a fur coat.
But not a real fur coat - that's cruel.
And if I had a million dollars,
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet.
Yep! Like a llama. Or an emu!
And if I had a million dollars,
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains. (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones!)

 

[Bassman_2]

The heads of my enemies, to admire of course.

Ooo barbaric =D And their teeth around totem shrines?

Nah, I give them to Sasquatch to decorate his room with, unless the Necrocorn ends up eating them again.

I do use their arms for backscratchers once most of the skins been removed (Keeping enough to allow the arms and hands to stay attached.)

Supah glue does the job so you wont have to smell the stench of deadness.

If I didn't like the scent of the deceased would I keep their severed heads? Plus i'm pretty sure the skeletal remians might give off a certain odor by themselves.

You present a well-thought-out point.

 

[Pilot Bush]

A fort of men

 

[Novander]

All forts are forts of men. It's not a real fort unless you stick a "No Girls Allowed" sign on it somewhere.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Screw forts, I want a bunker!

 

[Littlee300]

A nuke bunker, completed with nukes
I put the "no girls allowed, including you mother ):<" sign on the door

 

[Argtee]

I'd have my fort made out of dynamite.
And inside of it, a lot of scented candles. (That have been lit.)
My fort would smell like vanilla!
Nothing can ruin this!

 

[Asimov]

I love forts. I have a few ideas:
1.An enormous tree house, connecting to other enormous tree houses by way of rope bridges
2.Take control of the local super stop and shop and build tons of forts made of available materials, the have a gigantic food fight with enemy forts manned by my friends. Fuckin epic.
3.A fort made of matresses supported by a wood frame so it won't fall down. The floor would be many matresses thick, so I could play painless football and have wrestling matches.

 

[ucciolord1]

I would build my fort out of awesomeness, and it would be in space.
Or on a seaside bluff in Italy or France, for the dramatic Bond-villain effect.
I would stock it with mah PC, and my best friend.
Oh wait... I'm being redundant.

 

[axelspitfire]

I've got nowhere to hold my bedsheets up =(
So i make them out of all the cushing's from the sofa's =) but i ain't so big so only me...
and my imagination XD

 

[nolongerhere]

Heh. I mind me and my mates built a den. We took all the chairs, mattresses, bits of wood, etc, that people had put out for the rubbish, and we put them in the woods, and hung out round there. Then we covered it in plastic sheeting we'd acquired through completely non-thieving ways, and covered it up to make sure the rain didn't damage it.

It's a shame plastic sheeting doesn't have the same ability to protect against fire.

 

[thiosk]

forts beyond the age of 29 are acceptable if they contain guns, food, supplies, and a hot partially nude woman. The fort should display a prominent sign telling the zombies not to disturb you.

Forts at that age can also be loosly described as "houses"

 

[Caligulove]

conquer all the apartments in my building and connect them all together with ladders and fire poles. Then bring in a bunch of people and have parties every weekend, with secret quick escape tunnels.

 

[SantoUno]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that there would be gas-operated automatic AI turrets in the front corners to keep out invaders. There would be a death trap around every corner so any intruder would easily fall into them. Several corridors later and you will find me playing 360 on a HDTV that is hooked up to the electrical outlets outside my house.

Yeah idk what I'm saying.

 

[FalloutJack]

Welcome to the Mountainous Castle of Malevolent Gloom (also known as Garlock's Doom Fort #32), where I - Garlock The Destroyer! - lord over your land with my gigantic castle built alchemically from the mountain itself to stretch miles into the sky! There, amidst the perpetual storms and flying menaces, my cackling may be heard as you await my next fiendish plot to rain down upon you! (Alternatively, it could be quieter if the great Garlock is on vacation, but that's not important right now.) Go ahead and ram the gates if you dare! I hope you like stairwells designed by M.C. Escher! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

(The castle of Garlock The Destroyer may be visited freely on the weekends for the grand torture theme tour. Please make your reservations today!)

 

[sagonas123]

All forts are forts of men. It's not a real fort unless you stick a "No Girls Allowed" sign on it somewhere.

More like a "No Girls Allowed... Unless of legal age" Sign ;]

OT: Well... It'd be large. And come with a mini-fridge and hot tub. Mmm.

 

[Amondren]

I cage for all the mudkips then i would ship it out to sea so no one would think i liked em'

 

[CloggedDonkey]

my fort, it would be one of those forts when you think "pioneer fort" and would have several buildings inside the walls. One building would be an armory with laser swords and other awesome weapons, one would be an old timey arcade and another gaming room with new ones. there would be an underground tunnel network and a main living area with robots, preferably with British accents. go forts!

 

[Thaius]

My HDTV and Xbox 360. Not too original, considering we're on a gaming site, but it would be amazing to be sitting in a bedsheet fort playing video games. Whole new atmosphere to it all. Then I could play Fatal Frame and be scared out of my mind thinking back to that scene from The Sixth Sense...

 

[traceur_]

It has to be in a tree, if it's not in a tree, it's shit.

It has ropes connecting the walkways and other trees and conveniently placed branches that allow us to jump to where we need to go. It has a telescope (duh) to spot intruders (read: pedestrians) and a supply of water bombs to eliminate them with, we will fill the water bombs with lemon juice, because we're dicks.