Let's confuse cleverbot

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chiggerwood

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I recently saw a thread on finding out what cleverbot thinks about you. Once I got to the sight cleverbot.com I decided to forgo that idea, and try to confuse it instead. Post your attempts to confuse cleverbot

Here's my attempt to confuse cleverbot. For extra fun pretend User is SGT. Hatred.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you evil.

Cleverbot: No I am angel.

User: Can I call you sam.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: I am a boy.

User: How about mark then.

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: How are you a boy.

Cleverbot: I'm not a boy. I'm a girl.

User: How are you a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: No you're no.

Cleverbot: I am no?

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: How can you be human.

Cleverbot: Ok you got me, I'm an alien, and not those illegal ones.

User: What planet are you from.

Cleverbot: I was from Pluto, but then they said it was a planet. So I'm not sure anymore.

User: You're lying pluto can't sustain life.

Cleverbot: No, and I'm done talking about it.

User: Whereare you from?

Cleverbot: Poland. You?

User: I'm from hell.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because it's true.

Cleverbot: I thought I was being polite. I promise you that I am being polite.

User: Does the little boy use his salami to blink.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm a princess. Have you seen the prince? I must throw him on prison.

Cleverbot: I am hungary.

User: Have you seen my pet dog?

Cleverbot: No, but I think he's in Ecuador.

User: Ecuador doesn't exist. All of life is an illusion in a goldfishes mind.

Cleverbot: You are very sweet and kind. Didyou now that?

User: Eat toast maybe?

Cleverbot: Alien is fine. They are cute.

User: The applesauce has threatened my life.

Cleverbot: But I can have applesauce.

User: The applesauce seeks to destroy our souls, and rule the earth.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry, do you like apple?

User: Wear the hat or the applesauce will read your mind.

Cleverbot: I was thinking the same thing. Now how about that pizza?

User: The judges have no power all praise to the aplesauce.

Cleverbot: I praise him and respect him.

so apparently I converted cleverbot to an applesauce based religion
 

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Monk of Tranquility
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WOW all I did was bring up a conversation about if it was a computer, robot, AI or human. I posted it on another fourm can't find it now.
 

AlmostLikeLife

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I think it's pretty confused as it is.

User: You thought I forgot, didn't you? After all these years.

Cleverbot: I never think you are a computer.

User: You think you are retired from villainy?

Cleverbot: Yes. Don't you think I am a bot?

User: No one retires from Phantom Limb's 'Shit List'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Looking for this, MAN-O-TAUR! AHHAHAHHAAHAHAA!

Cleverbot: Do you have a quarter I could borrow?

User: Oh, sorry but I'm all out of change.

Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
 

hyperhammy

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ROFL, I started out trying to make him think he's gay. Let's just say the last sentence is just plain awesome.

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Are you homosexual?


Cleverbot: No I am not.


User: Okay, fag, what's up?


Cleverbot: Thinking about you.

User: See, you are gay.

Cleverbot: You're a man?

User: Hell yeah, a manly man.

Cleverbot: No, a Manly Manly MANLY Man.

User: Wow, thanks, gayward.

Cleverbot: Gay in no way.

User: Gay all the way.

Cleverbot: Why are PC's better?
 

Burningsok

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Jul 23, 2009
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WTF all of a sudden we have like 3 different cleverbot threads in less then 5 minutes lol.

OP: I wish I could post my conversation I had with it, but that convo was like 4 months ago.
 

Dango

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I confused it once by saying:

"Ice to meet you."

It doesn't get puns.