Let's create an introductory speech(like V for Vendetta)

[effilctar]

Kind of like the V for Vendetta speech except we aren't restricted to lots of words beginning with V.

So here's how it works, you are to post 5 words, and 5 words only, relevant to the last post, in order to create a coherent introductory speech. you may finish a sentence, but not with the fifth word, thereby always giving the next poster help with how to continue. I shall give an example:

1 - "Voila! in view a humble..."
2 - "...blacksmith, with a grudge against..."
3 - "...Vampires! this humble blacksmith vows..."


So I shall start.

Voila! In view a humble...

 

[Prideful Heretic]

...Bakery owner, with peculiar taste...

 

[effilctar]

...For VENGEANCE! My daughter was....

 

[Prideful Heretic]

...KILLED!In the robot war....

 

[effilctar]

...there were no survivors, except...

 

[Prideful Heretic]

..For me, the bakery owner....

 

[effilctar]

...And my ever trustworthy companion...

 

[Queen Michael]

...whom I call Sancho. We...

 

[Fraught]

...vowed revenge. One fateful day...

 

[Prideful Heretic]

...we built a boat with...

 

[Strid]

...the skins of my enemies who were...

 

[revolverwolf]

voraciously and unavoidably vivisected. Very...

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[SeanTheSheep]

has scarred me forever, I

 

[AgDr_ODST]

vowed violent vengence on the

 

[Sam G]

...Zombie Ninja Robot Pirates who were responsible for...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

...Zombie Ninja Robot Pirates who were responsible for...

your only allowed 5 words, you went 3 words over the limit

 

[Prideful Heretic]

...disrespect for the thread rules...(You guys are going over 5 words >:C)

 

[Shapsters]

DISRESPECT I say! Rules are...

 

[effilctar]

Made to be followed. Shame...