Let's Define us a Gamer!

[UsefulPlayer 1]

*someone who flinches by twitching their index finger

 

[The Shade]

Someone who, when looking for something in the grocery store, walks up and down the aisles with their "Ctrl-F" fingers twitching. (Yes...I've done that.)

Someone who yells Ka-BOOM in a Scottish accent when they see something ignite.

Someone who has a plan laid out for when the Zombie apocalypse comes. (Admit it - you all do.)
Someone who has a zombie-fighting weapon somewhere in their room.

 

[Bat Vader]

Someone who believes we respawn in real life after we die.

 

[LowFatLoki]

Someone who believes we respawn in real life after we die.

I believe that we get moved to spectator after we die.

 

[teisjm]

*someone who probably has at least 20 gigs of porn on their PC

i'm not a gamer if i stream it? :'(

Anyone who refers to non-gamers as noobs IRL the same way they use the word muggle in harry potter.

 

[TheRealCJ]

*Some one who can explain MGS' storyline.

Man, nobody can do that.