Let's have a GENDER WAR!
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all we need to do is take hostage a few women take their egg and then fertilize them and genetically enhance some super men to do our bidding 
A game from the 90's called Gender Wars. Play as Male or Female. Run missions such as destroying weapons caches, raiding for prisoners for artificial insemination, or just go on a killing spree in a tank.
What's hilarious though is that this video points out one of the games biggest flaws. Traversing it's elevators.
QFFT MATE!! I don't know any guy that can FAIL a barbecue, my 14 year old brother included. Aussies just have a knack for being awesomeChupathingyX said:
Reminds me of the book 'The knife of never letting go', awesome book. Anyway back on topic, men will win easily, all that firearms training from playing all those shooters will pay off. The Starcraft players can command the army of men.
As it turns out, that is bullshit. While the x chromosome is bigger than it originally was and the y chromosome is smaller than it originally was, they haven't changed for thousands of years. It was a one time mutation way back.DigitalSushi said:
OT: While women would have the upper hand in espionage (more persuasiveness and stuff) it would still be pretty damn easy to identify them and arrest them so I don't think that would work very well. Men would win due to the large weapon advantage that we have but if the women defended themselves for long enough we would all die out anyway.
So really, it's a dare battle. Who can hold out long enough without caving to save our race...so it will probably end with a mutually beneficial agreement slightly favoring the women in a way that us men don't notice until it's too late.
Thank you, now my computer screen and keyboard is full of coffee due to laughing.Carbonyl said:
Also women's magazines are stupid, and thankfully most women I know tend to agree on that. My girlfriend wondered how the writers of this shit hadn't been put in an asylum already, before (jokingly) claiming I was cheating because I was sitting weird.
I should also go back to working on my dumbbells with integrated hand grenades and boxing gloves, while I'm at it.
Women would obviously win because any real gentlemen would not only not attack women, they would defend them, and since there are more women in the world and even kids can use guns all I can say is...
...I for one would welcome our new female overlords.
...I for one would welcome our new female overlords.
I'm just going to put this out there, but gay guys would become our greatest resource. When the gender-pooh hits the proverbial ceiling fan, there is going to be a hetero-crippling lack of boobs. So guys would need to heavily rely upon the combat prowess of gay men, or surrender within a week to the booby-powers of the enemy.Daystar Clarion said:
OT: I think that there are two possibilities on the guy side. Either we'd become so lost in mob mentality that our competitive streak will boil over into all out war, which would probably result in prison-homosexuality (without females, there would be no real alternatives except other men, so while it wouldn't be true homosexuality, there'd still be a dramatic rise in man-on-man sexy-times[footnote]Meaning no, we would not realise that we were destroying the other half of the reproductive cycle, meaning yes, humanity would be doooooooomed[/footnote]), OR we'd mostly lose our motivation as the majority punctuates their every attempt at self-motivation with "But boobs"[footnote]For example; "We should burn their farms, blow up their factories and wipe them from this earth ... but boobs ..."[/footnote].
I'm not too sure about the girl side, you'd have to get a female to create an over-exaggerated depiction of the female mentality.
Well, I think men would win the the first battles, but women would win in the long run. You see, all of the men would become tremendous ass holes and therefore, the women would fall madly in love with us and thus become involved with us. Then, after the relationship is established, they would call upon the power of estrogen and clever use of what I call "Vaginal Ransom" to mind-game us into submission.
Wait... that's already happening!
Wait... that's already happening!
I didn't devour all of them. I merely sacrificed a few. Five or six, I can't remember. Most of them are still alive, they're hanging upside down in the closet.Carbonyl said:
Do your homework beforehand and make sure you become so good in bed the woman can't play the vaginal ransom card. If they'll lose more orgasms than you will on average, that plan will fail.proy3 said:
Other reasons that plan will fail is that as soon as everyone's an asshole, there won't be relationships. They'll just seduce the women, sleep with them once or twice and dump them while hurting their feelings and making them cut/suicide/eat so much ice cream they become fat and die of heart diseases. Either way, they lose. :V
(also women don't actually like assholes :V)
When you get to that stuff the gender line begin's to disappear. It doesn't matter who, anyone can push a button or shoot a gun, when it comes to that point it is a game of numbers.Durgiun said:
And women would have more of them. As I remember, I heard something about some people creating sperm out of bone marrow from a male and a female. So women would have tha advantage. But the superior numbers would bolster the ego and the the men would have to fight guerilla style.Marcus Kehoe said:
Call me when women are deployed to frontline combat, made to enlist in the draft, and are charged almost twice as much for car insurance, and aren't favored in child custody hearings.
Until then, men aren't on equal social standing to women.
Until then, men aren't on equal social standing to women.