Lets hear about pets!

[HT_Black]

Spoiler: Picture of said woefully inadequate cock

Or rather, a picture of a generic Mille Fleur who looks a bit like him.

Those are the craziest feet I've ever seen on an animal. Ever. I speak with the experience of a man who has been to the Dallas Crazy Animal Feet Contest.

Spoiler: Welcome to the world of chickens.

Spoiler: It just gets stranger and stranger.

 

[Rhymenoceros]

My parents are allergic to / dislike most pets but when I move out I'm getting 2 Ferrets or dogs

I wouldn't recommend getting Ferrets because even though they are very cute and (apparently) friendly, I have friend with a couple of ferrets and he and his house absolutely stink of ferret even though they live in the garage. Honestly if you have never smelled ferret before find someone who owns them and see if you could stand the smell 24/7 before you get them. Honestly you can smell him coming from (literally) 10-20 meters and though the smell doesn't seem to bad at first after 5 minutes it's horrible. It smells all sharp. I find myself repeatedly checking to see if I have a nose bleed when I sit next to him.

But yes I would recommend getting a dog. I want a dog even though my Mum doesn't let me get one. Get a second dog instead.

 

[socialmenace42]

None right now, I've had a whole bunch of gerbiles but they all died in horrible ways (One was squashed between the cage and the wall behind it, the next was stepped on by my sister and the last died of the flu, of all things).

But i seriously want a mug-fugley British Bulldog to call my own. i just love how they permanently look like they ran face first into a wall.

 

[Rhymenoceros]

Spoiler: It just gets stranger and stranger.

Is that a live chicken or is it a freeze-frame from a video of a chicken who has had a stick of dynamite inserted into the back of their head?

 

[imp-caretaker]

well I have a grey dwarf rabbit called Ozzy...

but sadly it's at my parents, because Im not allowed to have it in my apartment..

If I could have any kind of pet, I would have a crow, raven or a iguana..

 

[Enemy Of The State]

My parents are allergic to / dislike most pets but when I move out I'm getting 2 Ferrets or dogs

I wouldn't recommend getting Ferrets because even though they are very cute and (apparently) friendly, I have friend with a couple of ferrets and he and his house absolutely stink of ferret even though they live in the garage. Honestly if you have never smelled ferret before find someone who owns them and see if you could stand the smell 24/7 before you get them. Honestly you can smell him coming from (literally) 10-20 meters and though the smell doesn't seem to bad at first after 5 minutes it's horrible. It smells all sharp. I find myself repeatedly checking to see if I have a nose bleed when I sit next to him.

But yes I would recommend getting a dog. I want a dog even though my Mum doesn't let me get one. Get a second dog instead.

Golden Labradors it is then. Or Schnauzers, they're cool.

 

[GnomeThief]

We've got a black chow/labrador mix named Jake and a tabby named Kirby. Both of them are sweet, but also pretty thick. They're getting old though, Jake is about 10 and Kirby probably isn't too far behind him.

 

[Rasputin1]

I have 3 dogs, 5 goldfish, 2 cats, 1 parrot and 1 guinea pig.

That's one my dogs , Cassie.

 

[HT_Black]

Is that a live chicken or is it a freeze-frame from a video of a chicken who has had a stick of dynamite inserted into the back of their head?

It's an actual thing. (But that last one may have just gotten out of a wind tunnel.)

Spoiler: No, I don't know how they bred any of those.

Darwin is rolling in his grave.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Trevor the Westie. A good dog with aloud bark.

EDIT: Thanks Trev. You're my 4999th post. One more and I'm on the record

 

[Brotherofwill]

Trevor the Westie. A good dog with aloud bark.

Loud bark...so you mean a bad dog?

 

[WakeTheDead1]

got my 2 dogs Milo and charlie

 

[Sonofadiddly]

I have a black kitty named Turanga Leela. We call her Leela. She just had a bath and is now in the corner licking herself.

 

[Rhymenoceros]

I have 3 dogs, 5 goldfish, 2 cats, 1 parrot and 1 guinea pig.

That's one my dogs , Cassie.

1)That is an awesome dog. Very Cute
2)I just spent about 5 minutes watching 2 cycles of your Avatar. That is awesome.

 

[Rhymenoceros]

I have a black kitty named Turanga Leela. We call her Leela. She just had a bath and is now in the corner licking herself.

This may just be me being an idiot but isn't Turanga Leela the full name of the cyclops from Futurama.

Also-sorry for the double post. Please don't yell at me...

 

[Sonofadiddly]

I have a black kitty named Turanga Leela. We call her Leela. She just had a bath and is now in the corner licking herself.

This may just be me being an idiot but isn't Turanga Leela the full name of the cyclops from Futurama.

Also-sorry for the double post. Please don't yell at me...

You are not an idiot. You are very, very smart.

Yes, she is named after that Leela.

 

[Xiorell]

Furries -

Staffy ( Jade )
Rottweiler ( Moose )

Reptiles -

Reticulated Python (Hera)
Albino Burmese Python (Odin)
Coastal Carpet Python (Thor)
2x Boa Constrictor -BCC (Loki, Vor)

shit loads of fishes (125lt tank, 260lt, 380lt, 1250lt, 2600lt under construction)

 

[Yureina]

I has doggies.

Spoiler

 

[Rhymenoceros]

Furries -

Staffy ( Jade )
Rottweiler ( Moose )

Reptiles -

Reticulated Python (Hera)
Albino Burmese Python (Odin)
Coastal Carpet Python (Thor)
2x Boa Constrictor -BCC (Loki, Vor)

shit loads of fishes (125lt tank, 260lt, 380lt, 1250lt, 2600lt under construction)

So let me get this straight. You have 2 dogs of 2 different breeds. 6 snakes of 4 different species. You're building a 2600lt fish tank. And you have a herd of Unicorn in the basement. Is your Dad called Noah by any chance?

 

[unoleian]

Spoiler: It just gets stranger and stranger.

I had one of those when I was a kid!!! Coolest chicken ever.

Currently have an Inland Bearded Dragon. He's about 6-7, just under 2 feet long, and starting to act like the crotchety old man he's becoming. Certainly not very cuddly, but I could seriously watch him eat all day...it's so violently crunchy, if the snack is big enough

Spoiler: Heres a picture for those who dont know what I'm talking about

Not mine, can't be arsed to find a picture of my own right now, but the coloration is almost exactly the same.

edits: formatting has declared war on me!