Let's make a Story

[Simich]

So the way it'll go is that I'll start with a paragraph.(I assume we all know what a paragraph is.) Then the next person will add their own paragraph,with the next erson writing another paragraph and we'll just keep on going till the internet explodes. So I'll begin.

Monsieur bob was quite and interesting fellow. He had a foot long mustache, and a top hat 3 feet high. Every day he would take his cat out for a jog, while wearing a monocle. Then, as usual he would buy an ice cream from the coffee shop. Of course today was not a usual day...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

because the Monopoly man was outside said shop.He knew he stole his outfit from right under him.They were practically the same.So he knew what he had to do.He...

 

[Neonbob]

had to kill the Monopoly man with his ice cream. So, he climbed up a fire escape ladder, and when he was positioned right above the smug monocle-wearing target, he...

 

[terribleyetfun]

challenged the monopoly man to fisticuffs to decide who has the right to wear such an outfit he threw the first punch hitting the monopoly man right in the face,the monopoly man fell over but he got back up and the fight raged on for minutes before he slammed his ice cream in the monopoly guy`s face killing him with brain freeze

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

which angered Count Slushee,who summoned a storm of multi-colored sugared ice.which killed them all.Finally,there was hope,until...

 

[experiment0789]

(this is not part of the story, I just pressed the wrong button)

 

[experiment0789]

the ground started to shake as the monopoly man started to,to,to...open up.
Yes...the monopoly man was a Robot assassin(and as we all know Robots don't have brains),but who made him?

 

[Neonbob]

The evil minds of intergalactic puzzle-solving tweens had crafted the sinister robot. They had made the Monopoly man steal his suit because...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

no person could be more bad-ass without a monocle.Or a tape of Chuck Norris working out lying around.So to make him even cooler,they decided to...

 

[Neonbob]

put a VCR in his chest. Unfortunately, the Chuck Norris tape had been recorded over! Instead of getting the Texas Ranger, there was 90 minutes of...

 

[burninjack4l]

rick roll. Ninety tantalizing minutes of Rick Astley performing his one time hit. Everyone around the scene was aghast.

 

[Neonbob]

Except for a figure in a raincoat, who began to skulk away. A sharp-eyed man noticed this, however, and chased after him. When the coated figure was cornered, he...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

challenged him to a match of Ninja Gaiden.But then,they both were so frustrated,that they...

 

[Neonbob]

started beating each other with the controllers. Soon, the raincoated figure was being strangled with...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

his newborn son's umbilical cord.As he was almost out of breath,he...

 

[Neonbob]

bit the umbilical cord in half, and jabbed his assailant with a...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

sharpened drumstick.They both looked at the musical instrument,and decided to play Rockband,so they...

 

[Neonbob]

loaded up "Everlong" on expert, and lost because one of them had...

 

[Shapsters]

Only one arm, so the decide to play golf, but then...

 

[Neonbob]

they were kicked out for snorting crack off their 9-irons. To get back at the clubhouse owner, they came back later that night and...