Let's make up some British exclamations!

[CouchCommando]

Oh bugger me, eh on second thoughts no thanks.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

Jumping cats on a hot tin pot that never boils! [small]...may have just ripped parts from other sayings[/small]

 

[Arkvoodle]

Robert is your mother's brother.



Not made-up. I have a British friend who uses that.

 

[EatPieYes]

This thread is made of /facepalm.

I agree, most of it is far too silly.

I am disappointed.

Oh, for crinkled pillows' sake. Get yer la-dee-daa's out and just get on with it!

 

[Sirisaxman]

Arse crumpet.

I'm English and am ashamed that i can't think of any good ones.

"Cheeks burning with shame." - Lord Privy Toastrack

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Robert is your mother's brother.



Not made-up. I have a British friend who uses that.

But who on Pete Postlethwaite's craggy bonce is Robert?

 

[Jedamethis]

This thread is made of /facepalm.

I agree, most of it is far too silly.

I am disappointed.

Oh, for crinkled pillows' sake. Get yer la-dee-daa's out and just get on with it!

Did you see my earlier post? I've contributed more than anybody else, I'm all worn out now!

 

[DazZ.]

By Merlin's bollocks!!

That is fucking awesome.

Smegging bumbershoots.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

BLUH DY ELL UNT ELGA DONE RUINED ME TEA AND CRUMPETS! DX< Yes yes she did

 

[Ponch]

Oh, bloody 'ell! I've gone an' wet meself! - Family Guy

 

[SnipErlite]

Don't be such a toffeepants, old shoe.

That was...brilliant.

Sorry, spiffing.

Indeed my good sirs the level of good English banter in this here thread is below par.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Pop in any Guy Ritchie film.

Take notes.

????

Profit.

 

[Cheesus333]

Oh, bollywocket spiffington!

Oh British euphemisms why do they sound so funny.

Here's one you'll like: take a guess at what piss flaps are!

Clue: it ain't pretty.

 

[White_Hawk]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
jolly good, i belive i made my point. oh and:
your sarcastic insinuations are far to obnoctious to be appreciated by the insuberance of your own vobosity.
BEAT THAT B***

 

[Queen Michael]

Oh, wimmyhop!

 

[El Poncho]

You bloody tosser I will stick my foot so far up your arse you can see it out the other end you little git.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Why? We have plenty of great British exclamations already, by Jove!

 

[Mr Snuffles]

As from the other residents of Manchester, "Oi, fuck off mate, you wanna go? You wanker, we're not fucking posh! You fucking want some? A'ight then"

 

[Willis_D]

Jedamethis - get in here! We need your expertise!

Rightyo miss, no need to shout me ear orf. I am ready an' waitin' to hand out licensed Britness wherev'r I can!
*rolls up sleeves*

Posh
Oh I say!
You blithering idiot!
That's just not cricket!
What the devil is going on here?
Shut up you cockswine!
You daft tit.
GADZOOKS!
Oh my lordy loo.
Bloody hell!

Normal
Cor' Blimey!
What the bliddy hell!
Oi!
Come off it!
Shut yer gob you daft bugger.
Bugger off!
Tosser!
Wanker!
Bloody 'ell!

Combine for hours of fun!
[HEADING=2]But for gods sakes, don't mix the posh with normal![/HEADING]

Just saying, some of your Posh ones, to me, are Normal (i.e. I use them), and some of your Normal are Cockney. All are still aweosme though.

 

[Jedamethis]

Jedamethis - get in here! We need your expertise!

Rightyo miss, no need to shout me ear orf. I am ready an' waitin' to hand out licensed Britness wherev'r I can!
*rolls up sleeves*

Posh
Oh I say!
You blithering idiot!
That's just not cricket!
What the devil is going on here?
Shut up you cockswine!
You daft tit.
GADZOOKS!
Oh my lordy loo.
Bloody hell!

Normal
Cor' Blimey!
What the bliddy hell!
Oi!
Come off it!
Shut yer gob you daft bugger.
Bugger off!
Tosser!
Wanker!
Bloody 'ell!

Combine for hours of fun!
[HEADING=2]But for gods sakes, don't mix the posh with normal![/HEADING]

Just saying, some of your Posh ones, to me, are Normal (i.e. I use them), and some of your Normal are Cockney. All are still aweosme though.

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!