Let's Play doctor!!

TheDoctor455 · Jan 18, 2011

Put your glasses back on.

I can't find Mr. Freeman.

scorptatious · Jan 18, 2011

Go into a beer binge!

My ass hurts.

Dr.Susse · Jan 18, 2011

Stop sitting on the stove.

I'm feeling fine.

scorptatious · Jan 18, 2011

(Injects AIDS into blood stream.)

Now you're not.

I have massive mucus build up in my nose.

TheDoctor455 · Jan 18, 2011

Get some nose spray.

I feel odd.

xmbts · Jan 20, 2011

Take some Tylenol.

I'm all out of Tylenol.

ultrachicken · Jan 20, 2011

Buy some Tylenol.

I can't sleep.

xmbts · Jan 22, 2011

Go get some.

I just can't seem to care.

TheDoctor455 · Jan 22, 2011

Go see a shrink about that.

People keep asking me to sing Gilbert and Sullivan.

Skuffyshootster · Jan 22, 2011

Let go of your inhibitions and sing! It'll lower your blood pressure!

I'm having an existential crisis.

Vesuvius Hetlan · Jan 22, 2011

*Places bandaid on forehead* Here you go.

I'm incapable of turning my head.

xmbts · Jan 22, 2011

*Twists neck sharply to the side* Better?

I need to leave town for a while.

>_>

<_<

MrJKapowey · Jan 22, 2011

Here take this.

*hands over an AA-12 with a bottomless clip*

ArgleBlargleGlargle!

SckizoBoy · Jan 22, 2011

Change your mouthwash...

I'm feeling a bit undernourished (sic)

xmbts · Jan 23, 2011

Eat some food.

There is no food in my house.

TheDoctor455 · Jan 23, 2011

Go to Innsmouth, they have a great grocery store.

I just sent someone into Innsmouth.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 23, 2011

Mate with some deep ones.

I just got sent on a suicide run.

MrJKapowey · Jan 23, 2011

Buy a headband with a rising sun on it. This will give you HONOUR!

I messed up my one-liner.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 23, 2011

Call Duke Nukem.

Duke Nukem punched me in the gut.

MrJKapowey · Jan 23, 2011

Ask Capt MacMillan to fix it. He is almost equal to Chuck Norris.

I want $1mill from youtube.