Let's Play doctor!!

[SkyeNeko]

get the normal cake pregnant.

the lab's on fire!

 

[havass]

Put it out with hydrochloric acid! Quick!

My christmas tree is crooked.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

become jewish

my eyes are too big

 

[TheDoctor455]

*stabs eyes out*
There you go, problem solved.

This puppy is bleeding to death.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

than don't stab it

my doctor hates dogs

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Be a ***** instead.

The only people who love me only love me because they were hypnotised by the pixel vortex.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then get an avatar that doesn't hypnotize people!

I know I shouldn't... but I just can't stop looking at that damn avatar of his!

 

[xmbts]

*Hands him a melon baller*
I'll leave it to you.

People tell me I'm a bad Doctor.

 

[Nouw]

Death is the only escape my friend!

Doctor! I'm about to explode!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Then do it outside I just got the carpet cleaned.

I can't find the time to do any thing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Here! *throws Dr. susse a scroll that details how to summon Cthulhu*

Just summon him and he'll MAKE all the time you need.

Cthulhu is loose again.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

than stop throwing scrolls that details how to summon Cthulhu

i can't stop Cthulhu alone

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Keep trying I'm sure it will work out eventually!

HELP! I keep sending people to fight Cthulu!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Keep at it you might get lucky.

My tv isn't working.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*smashes tv*

Well, there's your problem.

Dr. Susse is chasing me with a knife!

 

[xmbts]

Kick him in the bawls.

I'm so very sleepy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Drink some soda. Or inject yourself with caffeine.

I have three articles to write this week.

 

[SkyeNeko]

copy paste from wikipedia.

i have a big exam tomorrow and i dont know anything.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Copy/paste from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Ciel is creepy as hell.

 

[xmbts]

Make him get rid of the dress.

There's someone tearing the clothes off of young boys in here.