Well I noticed that a few Let's Plays have cropped up, so I decided to be totally edgy and cool and do one myself. But alas alack and woe, I have no fucking clue how to take screen shots in Oblivion. All the usual methods have failed me, so would some benevolent soul provide me with the knowledge to do so? Until then you'll have to live with no screenies to go along with it.
Greetings my name is Francoise Montaclue, a Breton Free Blade. I've been thrown into the Imperial Prison for possession of stolen narcotics, I doubt it's stealing if the entire skooma cartel is dead. Normally a prison term wouldn't bother me too much, some time spent to myself with only the occasional guard to annoy me. But this, this is worse then torture my cell is directly across from a highly abusive Dark Elf's, Valen is his name I believe. The one day I've been in here has been a non-stop insult fest, if these cell doors weren't so good at stopping magic I'd have melted his face off hours ago.
The sound of guards coming finally shutup the annoying whelp, but they weren't normal guards coming over to my cell of all places with a finely dressed old Imperial. After so rudely barging in and threatening my life the geezer says he recognizes me from a dream, I had never been so afraid of prison rape in my entire life. After agreeing with most of the stuff he babbled on about, then one of his guards opened up a secret passage in my cell. Isn't it my lucky day? So I of course follow the group through, ignoring the threats on my life as best as I can. In an open area a band of assassin's in fancy looking armor came out of no where and attempted to kill the old guy, they failed but killed a guard. Serves her right for saying she'd kill me for no reason, I grab her katana and wait patiently for the nearby door to be unlocked. I'm told to just wait here, wait for what I might ask but that's beside the point, I of course attempt to follow but the door is slammed shut in my face and locked.
Damn.
Another stroke of luck though, since a section of the wall collapsed soon afterward opening up a new passage for me and a couple rats came through, which where quickly killed with my new sword. Deciding I don't want to get too much blood on my blade I fight my way through the passages by hurling fireballs at everything that moves, and eventually coming out in the same section of passages that the geezer is in. His guards decide that killing me would be a good idea, but they're stopped. Another less homoerotic conversation ensues between me and mister fancy clothes who I discover is the Emperor, he asked what my birthsign was and I told him The Atronoch. Which is weird considering I didn't run out of Magicka during my trip through the rat and goblin infested tunnels> I'm asked to accompany the Emperor, probably to replace the nicely armored, well trained one that died. I follow and don't do a thing to help in the fights, I wasn't about to waste my Magicka and I'm a horrible swordsman. Eventually we come to a section with a barred gate so we head down a second passage which turns out to be a dead end and more assassins are coming so the Emperors life is left in my hands. I'm told by the Emperor himself that he is about to die, and he hands me the amulet of kings saying that he had an illegitimate son who is now the heir to the throne. I of course was paying little attention wondering how much the fancy jewelry was worth, when an assassin came through a hidden passage and stabbed the emperor to death. The fighting near by ceased and the remaining guard rushed in to see the Emperor slain, and instead of logically blaming me, he blames himself (thank the gods) and asks where the amulet is and believes when I say it was given to me willingly. After giving me explicit instructions to the location of the one man who knows where the heir is he asks what I do for a living expecting me to be some kind of witch hunter, I inform him that I'm a Free Blade, close enough I guess. He tells me to work my way through the sewers and head to Weynon Priory, of course before I set off he takes the katana I claimed back thanking me for holding on to it for him. Good thing I also grabbed her short sword, so I head off and cleave my way through more rats and goblins turns out I'm not such a bad swordsman after all. Finally emerging from the grimy stink hole I gulp in fresh air and take a rest. I wonder where the nearest pawn shop is.
Pending on when I learn to take screenies the next installment will probably be tomorrow.
Part 2 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.188692-Lets-Play-Elder-Scrolls-IV-Oblivion#5836458]
Part 3 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.188692-Lets-Play-Elder-Scrolls-IV-Oblivion#5863011]
The sound of guards coming finally shutup the annoying whelp, but they weren't normal guards coming over to my cell of all places with a finely dressed old Imperial. After so rudely barging in and threatening my life the geezer says he recognizes me from a dream, I had never been so afraid of prison rape in my entire life. After agreeing with most of the stuff he babbled on about, then one of his guards opened up a secret passage in my cell. Isn't it my lucky day? So I of course follow the group through, ignoring the threats on my life as best as I can. In an open area a band of assassin's in fancy looking armor came out of no where and attempted to kill the old guy, they failed but killed a guard. Serves her right for saying she'd kill me for no reason, I grab her katana and wait patiently for the nearby door to be unlocked. I'm told to just wait here, wait for what I might ask but that's beside the point, I of course attempt to follow but the door is slammed shut in my face and locked.
Damn.
Another stroke of luck though, since a section of the wall collapsed soon afterward opening up a new passage for me and a couple rats came through, which where quickly killed with my new sword. Deciding I don't want to get too much blood on my blade I fight my way through the passages by hurling fireballs at everything that moves, and eventually coming out in the same section of passages that the geezer is in. His guards decide that killing me would be a good idea, but they're stopped. Another less homoerotic conversation ensues between me and mister fancy clothes who I discover is the Emperor, he asked what my birthsign was and I told him The Atronoch. Which is weird considering I didn't run out of Magicka during my trip through the rat and goblin infested tunnels> I'm asked to accompany the Emperor, probably to replace the nicely armored, well trained one that died. I follow and don't do a thing to help in the fights, I wasn't about to waste my Magicka and I'm a horrible swordsman. Eventually we come to a section with a barred gate so we head down a second passage which turns out to be a dead end and more assassins are coming so the Emperors life is left in my hands. I'm told by the Emperor himself that he is about to die, and he hands me the amulet of kings saying that he had an illegitimate son who is now the heir to the throne. I of course was paying little attention wondering how much the fancy jewelry was worth, when an assassin came through a hidden passage and stabbed the emperor to death. The fighting near by ceased and the remaining guard rushed in to see the Emperor slain, and instead of logically blaming me, he blames himself (thank the gods) and asks where the amulet is and believes when I say it was given to me willingly. After giving me explicit instructions to the location of the one man who knows where the heir is he asks what I do for a living expecting me to be some kind of witch hunter, I inform him that I'm a Free Blade, close enough I guess. He tells me to work my way through the sewers and head to Weynon Priory, of course before I set off he takes the katana I claimed back thanking me for holding on to it for him. Good thing I also grabbed her short sword, so I head off and cleave my way through more rats and goblins turns out I'm not such a bad swordsman after all. Finally emerging from the grimy stink hole I gulp in fresh air and take a rest. I wonder where the nearest pawn shop is.
Pending on when I learn to take screenies the next installment will probably be tomorrow.
Part 2 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.188692-Lets-Play-Elder-Scrolls-IV-Oblivion#5836458]
Part 3 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.188692-Lets-Play-Elder-Scrolls-IV-Oblivion#5863011]