Last time, we fought off an assassin and were brought by the incompetent TSF to our new digs, an apartment we are currently confined to.
Bob: "I feel so much safer."
Bob: "Don't worry, Atton. My fists of fury will make mincemeat out of any would-be Assassins. So, how long are we going to be staying here?"
Bob: "What's the hurry, Atton?"
Bob: "What do you think, Kreia?"
And so, we rest, which, according to this game, is meditating in an uncomfortable-looking position on cold steel floor.
However, before we can get to sleep, we are rudely interrupted.
Bob: "What? What is it?"
Bob: "What does he want?"
Bob: "Great. All right, I left my Pazzak deck on the Ebon Hawk, so I've got nothing better to do. Send him in."
Bob: "What does Chodo want with me?"
Bob: "No, but I have a feeling you're about to tell me."
Yeah, if you're taking plants and animals from other worlds to colonize this one, that isn't going to work. There is a very good reason why my Zoo planet on Spore became extinct in a couple of hours. But then again, this is Star Wars, where "Space Magic" is a completely legit excuse for stuff like this.
Bob: "Again, no."
Because when I think ecologists, I think of Hammerhead Sharks with legs.
As those of you who played K1 or read the last Let's Play will know, Telos was blown to all hell by the Sith, an act that basically triggered the Jedi Civil War. The last game seemed to indicate that Saul Karath was the one who did it, but as we'll see, the truth is a little murkier than that...
Onderon was heavily featured in the Tales of the Jedi comics. I'll discuss it in detail later on.
Bob: "How?"
Bob: "Why the hell would Czerka do that? For the Evulz?"
Bob: "That's not what I asked. I can understand why they would want the restoration contracts, because then they could own the planet, but why would they let them fall into disrepair?"
"How did they take the Restoration Zones?"
Moza: "Our resemblance to Hammerhead Sharks is purely coincidental."
Bob: "So, what do you want me to do?"
Bob: "Heal me?"
Bob: "I'll think about it. Now, get out. I need my beauty sleep."
Atton: "I wouldn't count on it."
And so, we rest, but soon...
Bob: "SON OF A *****!"
Bob: "Who the hell is this? If I find you, you little punk, I'm going to snap your neck in two."
Bob: "Kreia, do Robots have necks?"
Kreia: "Not as such, no."
Bob: "Shit."
Bob: "What does she want?"
Bob: "Alright."
Bob: "Why are you calling me, strange woman with square tattoos?"
Bob: "I don't recall him threatening me."
Bob: "No, I didn't see anything like that."
Bob: "I am a very influential person. I have high influence scores with both my companions."
"How are Ithorians in the way of things?"
If this was Kotor 1, this is how this would have been presented.
Ithorians: "We're saints, and if you side with us, you'll save Telos if you side with us"
Czerka: "We're completely evil bastards who eat babies, you'll fuck over Telos if you side with us"
But that isn't how it's presented. Sure, Czerka is obviously up to illicit activities, and there is a clear Light/Dark choice. But the right choice is a little more vague than that. I'll talk about this more later on.
Bob: "So, what kind of work are we talking about?"
Bob: "I'll come by when I can."
We do indeed hit the hay, and we're actually successful. While Bob is asleep, Atton and Kreia start gossiping.
Atton: "Ooh, well. The snark is strong with this one, it seems. You must listen to the force, Atton, for it will tell you that you are a fool. Ooooh!"
Kreia: "...what are you doing?"
Atton: "Ooh...random gibberish...something about conflict...ooh..."
Kreia: "Stop that."
Atton: "Ooh...you must believe in the heart of the cards, Bob...ooh..."
Atton: "I know what you mean. The only way to get stronger in this game is to help random assholes and murdering people."
A few hours later, Dol Grenn and his TSF buddies bare into the room.
Bob: "Why is the Republic sending it's own ship?"
Bob: "How long will I have to stay?"
Bob: "Is the Ebon Hawk still impounded?"
Bob: "What about T3-M4?"
Bob: "You know that from experience?"
Bob: "What do you think, Kreia?"
Bob: "Stay or leave, we need a ship. Let's go find the Ebon Hawk."
And so, we finally step out to explore Telos.
We've got a lot to see and do on this world, but I want to start off by showing you one of the weirdest scenes on Telos. While exploring the other apartments on Telos, going into other people's houses and taking their stuff, y'know, standard RPG stuff, we are accosted by this gentleman.
Bob: "Just looking around."
Bob: "Sorry, I just figured...seeing as I was the hero of this game..."
Bob: "Well, when you put it that way..."
Bob: "Hey! I'm Bob Bindo, ************! I don't have to take that shit from you!"
Bob: "...oh, it's on now. Put 'em up."
And so, we beat the crap out of him. Everything goes swimmingly, until...
Bob: "ATTON! What the fuck? Did you just snap his neck?"
Bob: "You don't know what came over you? What the fuck! Are you telling me that we could be walking down the road, fine as dandy, and then you could just *snap* and fucking kill us all? Christ, Atton. You're nuts."
Atton: "I...I..."
Kreia: "You are implicit in this as well, Exile. If you kept your fury and kleptomania in check, this would not have happened."
Bob: "And what would you have done?"
This is Kreia calling out the nature of "evil" choices in so many games. 9 times out of 10, they boil down to being an amoral psychopath who eats babies. Evil can be so much more than that. She's basically saying that you don't have to the Joker if you want to be evil: you can be Lex Luthor too, and games that don't have the option to choose your flavor of evil should go to their rooms and think about what they've done.
Bob: "Eh. I guess you're right. But, it's Atton's insanity that screwed us over big time."
And, weirdest of all,
we actually get influence with Atton for that. That's right, murdering some random sap gives us Influence with the Han Solo Wannabe. That's...something.
We set off on our quest to find the Ebon Hawk and our gear, leaving the Apartment Module for Entertainment Module 081.
We make our way towards the TSF HQ, but we come across this little scene on the way.
Bob: "What's going on here?"
Bob: "Is this true? What's your side to this?"
Bob: "No. I think you should leave now."
Bob: "You asked for it."
Bob: "Hey, Atton?"
Atton: "Y-yes?"
Bob: "You have my permission to snap these people's necks. This is the kind of situation where it is allowed."
Atton: "O-Ok..."
Bob: "Kreia! Now is not the time for dancing!"
"Oh no! I'm being absorbed into the building! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Bob: "Why are they allowed to do this?"
Bob: "In that case, you should leave, in case their friends come looking for them."
Bob: "I don't need it. Get outta here."
Bob: "There. I think that karmically balances out Atton murdering that guy."
Kreia: "One of these days, there's going to be a problem that's not going to be able to be solved by killing."
Atton: "Don't be ridiculous, Kreia."
We continue towards the TSF base, no further distractions impeding our progress.