Last time, we finally left the mean streets of Nar Shaddaa and are now heading for greener pastures. Quite literally, in fact: our next destination is Dantooine. But first, as per your votes, we're going to graduating to Jedi Master! Yaay!
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But, of course, it wouldn't be Kreia is she didn't ***** at us for a good half hour first.
Bob: "I'm surprised you know so much when you never leave this room."
Kreia: "I personally rescued you from the crime lord's yacht."
Bob: "That doesn't count."
Kreia: "...and why not?"
Bob: "Because...fuck you, that's why."
Kreia: "(sigh)"
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Bob: "Did she serve under Revan? I don't remember her..."
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Bob: "...you said not to teach her the ways of the Jedi. Not the ways of the force. Interesting choice of words."
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Bob: "Are you proposing I teach her the ways of the Sith?"
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Bob: "...um...if you say so. Shouldn't she at least know her heritage, though? Her mother was a Jedi, after all. Wouldn't she want her daughter to follow in her footsteps?"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyeah right.
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Bob: "Are you trying to say that parents wouldn't want their children to be Jedi?"
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Bob: "Ok...so...hypothetically speaking...if I DID want to train her...how might I go about doing that? Purely hypothetically."
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REMEMBER THIS. THIS WILL BE IMPORTANT. THERE WILL BE A TEST LATER.
Bob: "Fine. Now, about this Prestige Class business..."
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Bob: "Kreia, she's my friend! Like everyone on this ship. Except for G0-T0. And You. I'm not going to just tell a friend to fuck off because you tell me to."
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Bob: "Hey, it's not squandering. We're training in those Echani rituals she likes so much!"
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Bob: "...I'm not sure I like where this is going."
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Bob: "I...who...what? You put those thoughts in my head with you're incredibly suggestive phrasing! My feelings for her are nothing like that, and you know it."
Interestingly, there's no way for the Exile to say "I'm hot for the Handmaiden" here. The most you can do is be evasive about it.
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Bob: "THANK YOU. Now, about those prestige classes..."
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Incidentally, the idea of a Jedi Watchman gives me the image of Rorschach having a lightsaber duel with Ozymandias. In other words, the most awesome thing ever.
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Bob: "I didn't know becoming a Jedi Master was as easy as just picking it at level 15."
Kreia: "How else do you think that that fool Anakin Skywalker gets on the Jedi Council?"
Bob: "...because everyone not called Obi-Wan was an incredible moron in that movie?"
Kreia: "I mean apart from that."
Bob: "Then that's what I'll do! I'll teach the future generations! I'll be a Jedi Master!"
It was in that moment that a thousand people across the galaxy convulsed in horror...without knowing why.
Bob: "...Hey, come on. It's not like I could be any worse than the last batch of Jedi Masters."
Fair point.
Bob: "So...what do I have to do?"
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With our lovely new class, we have a bunch of new feats.
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Light Side Enlightenment is great. Because pretty much every possible force-user companion on a light-side path is neutral or light-side, it basically just lets you use the powers you're already using for much cheaper.
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We also add this to help with the general effort.
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This is a great power, being essentially a more powerful heal for your party members.
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We also pick up Stasis Field, which is great against organic enemies. Once we get Force Storm and the ability to absorb the health of multiple people at once, it will form the first part of the Ultimate Killing Field of Ultimate Death.
That finally done, we finally arrive at Dantooine.
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We step off the ship with HK and G0-T0, and are immediately intercepted.
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Bob: "What are you talking about?"
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Bob: "My ship is not banged up!"
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Bob: "Say that again. I dare you."
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Bob: "I came to visit the Enclave. I'm not a salvager."
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Bob: "Khoonda?"
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Well...not exactly. The Matale family was involved with a, frankly, ludicrous Romeo and Juliet sidequest in the first game. They "disappeared" when Revan convinced them to murder each other. Because Revan.
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Bob: "This is your center of government? Gotta say...it ain't no Westminster. Seriously, say what you like about that place and the idiots that hang out in there, that building is sexy as fuck."
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Bob: "I'd be more impressed if there weren't so many holes."
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Bob: "I hope those are bullet holes."
Woman: "...Eww."
Bob: "So, who's Administrator Adare?"
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Bob: "Why are there so many mercenaries here?"
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Bob: "Have the mercenaries called any problems?"
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Bob: "How many people have gone missing?"
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Bob: "Wow. Sucks you be you guys. So, why do I need permission to get into the Enclave?"
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Before we do anything of import, it's time to piss around! It's what we're best at, after all.