It's time to challenge dear ol' dad to a fight.
Why do you keep calling me that?
Unless you've got ranks in Lockpicking
Darn, no fight?
Like meth? Sign me up!
I decided to fight every trainer here because I'm amazing like that. But really, most will use an item the first round. So just attack with a fighting type move, and you'll be fine.
I have a problem with this gym though. And it stems from an ethical concern: Why does the pokemon league allow this? I mean, you're all aware of what an "Appearance of Impropriety" is, right? Or a conflict of interests? Why doesn't this constitute one? Or does it, and is it simply being ignored?
Oh well. By the way, I just noticed that none of these gyms seem to have bathrooms. ...
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Or anywhere else, really.
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Wow.
FINE! I guess we will do it now.
"At least, I think you're my real child. You do sorta look like the milk-man"
"I'm even prepared to shoot you and hide the body, should it come to that!"
The ability of this pokemon is that it doesn't do anything every other turn. So protect can be of use here.
Now this guy. This guy is harder. But only slightly so.
Here he uses all of his potions. Man, our dad is a bastard!
By the way, Makalov was a great name. Whoever picked it had a good idea.
"You really do look like the milk man!"
"The daughter I never wanted?"
Thanks. I guess.
Yes. Because pokemon can't swim 'till we use a machine to teach them that.
But not frozen. Because they can't do anything then.
You lost to your 10 year old daughter.
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Don't look at me like that!
Sure, let's go with that.
You too, lady?
Be sure to tell that to the paramedics.
What are you doing here?
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AGAIN!?
Next time: We catch a predator!