Ahhh, I remember this screen. We start and hit NEW GAME
Bout time, fatty
I'm well aware of what they are. After all, this game is called Pokemon!
I don't know why, but I always found this funny. It's like he's gone senile and can't tell boys from girls.
As per the forum discussion, we named our heroine "Raven". Sounds rather gothic, now that I think about it.
So we're sitting in the back of a moving truck? Doesn't seem very... safe. Wait, why are we even in the back of this van to begin with?
So this is our new home town? OK.
I guess this is our mother. Ruby isn't really great at telling you who's who from the start. I guess you're supposed to assume.
And I guess this is our new house. Not a bad place. Only one problem: There's only an upstairs. And that's our room. Where does mom sleep?
Sweet
WHAT IS IT!
Oh. Yeah. I guess our dad is some sort of hotshot gym leader. Well, our mother wants us to go introduce ourselves to the neighbor's boy.
Nice town. Wait.... There are only two houses. One is my house, and the other is the neighbor's house. Where do these people live?
Now that I think about it, the only road is through this way. Did the truck drive through the tall grass in order to get here? .... How many pokemon do you think it hit then?
And we can't just push this guy aside... why?
This guy doesn't say anything important.
Don't mind me lady, just trying to get this plot going.
Don't try anything, buster.
Wait, your house is just like mine. Where does your mother sleep?
Quick! His back is turned! It's our chance!
And the fat guy is getting chased by a pokemon. Can't lie. I found this funny.
He tells us to grab a pokemon to help him. I've a question: Why don't you carry a gun or something? I mean, this looks like dangerous research. Shouldn't you carry some sort of protection?
We grab a Mudkip and vanquish our foe.
My father who I've heard next to nothing about? Sure, why not?
Of course
Look, I'm not interested in... Oh, wait, you want me to battle him? Sure
Yep. The truck had to come through here. How many pokemon did it hit? We may never know.
Free potion! Yay
Let's just take a few steps this way...
Ah, so we've got a plot wall.
So this guy is going to be our rival. I think he needs to comb his hair.
Not very hard. It's just trading blows until I win
.....
*One quick return to the lab later*
He's standing right there, ya know? So now we get sent on our pokemon quest. Gotta catch em all eh?
We get running shoes.
Time to catch some pokemans!
Nice.
.....
So we've got a few pokemon now!
Now, it's time to venture forward! Huzzah!