Lets Talk Reincarnation, Babeh!

[Small Dragon]

If things turned out that you get reincarnated after death into an animal. Rather than just dying, or going to a heaven.

If you had the option to choose:
What animal would you choose to reincarnate as and why?
How about lets make, alien races, supernatural beings and pokemon count as actual animals. Go Wild!
And please include a picture of your reincarnation.

I would pick a Dragon. Coz it is such a fucking boss!

Spoiler: My Fucking Awesome Reincarnate!

 

[Nieroshai]

Who wouldn't want to come bacck as a dragon? I'm with you on this one!

 

[nukethetuna]

If things turned out that you get reincarnated after death into an animal. Rather than just dying, or going to a heaven.

If you had the option to choose:
What animal would you choose to reincarnate as and why?
How about lets make, alien races, supernatural beings and pokemon count as actual animals. Go Wild!
And please include a picture of your reincarnation.

I would pick a Dragon. Coz it is such a fucking boss!

Spoiler: My Fucking Awesome Reincarnate!

I wouldn't be reincarnated after death. I would be reincarnated INTO death. And I'd probably be charged with hunting down the abnormal number of dragons and other mythical creatures that have suddenly appeared. World balance and all, nothing personal.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I would be reincarnated as a panda. Life on the gravy train...

 

[Radeonx]

I'd come back as a more badass version of Samuel L. Jackson.
The cool thing here is that since being more badass than Sam Jackson is impossible, I'd be able to rip apart the dimensions and do whatever I please, considering that my badassery transcends reality.

 

[Alaster Angelo]

I'd come back as myself, basically have a restart on life.





I'd also be able to shoot fireballs out of my hands.

 

[FalloutJack]

There are a number of things, but let's say...

...Nodos.

 

[Laser Priest]

I prefer resurrection.

Bah, I'd choose to be reincarnated as a Griffin. Because they're awesome, and I'm obligated by code to be angry with dragons.

 

[monstersquad]

A Klingon warrior. Kerplach! Either that, or a halfling/kender.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Cat.
Then I can finally have humankind pander to my every whim.

I'm sorry, you thought I was your pet?
Don't make me laugh.

Spoiler: Just as long as I don't have to look upon life like this cat does.

The dog has an alright lot though.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

*honestly expected a Disgaea topic*

Ummm...I can be a Pokemon?

FUCK YES! I'm gonna be an Espeon.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

I'd come back, as THIS:

Spoiler

[http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1043&t=309045]

Because it's too awesome not to try to be.

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

I'd reincarnate as a Gray alien, obviously. Massive technological superiority, probable immortality, etc, etc? Who wouldn't?

 

[OakTaooper]

I would be resurrected a something simple, like a cat. Because cats get to sit on their butts all day and sleep. Who wouldn't want to sit on their butt all day and sleep? Seriously.

 

[SillyBear]

I'd be reincarnated into a human again. I'd like to come back as a domestic cat, but I wouldn't like having very little concept of self and relatively no intricate thought.

 

[conflictofinterests]

whichever mammal gets the most sex

This is poorly thought out because sex is less pleasurable for some animals than others. Humans have some of the most pleasurable sex out there. Quality over quantity, my friend.

OP: Something capable of fucking with EVERYTHING... Invisibility would be nice... High charisma modifier... Prolly something like a doppleganger.