Lets tell a story.

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Ok here's the game. Each person is allowed to add one sentence with a maximum of 25 words to the story. So one person adds a sentence to the story and then the next person adds a sentence and so on and so forth. Please don't repeatedly post, this isn't meant to be a one or two person story. Its everyone together. So a limit of one post per person per day. Ok I'll start.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land.

 

[Andantil]

there was a magical empire, ruled by a cat...

 

[Cliff_m85]

It exploded in a nuclear holocaust unseen by the likes of man and all that remained were gigantic mutated titty-wolves with machine gun legs and magical powers that could turn flowers into bunnies.