Let's write a story!

[theloneassassin]

Hello escapist TODAY WE WRITE RANDOMNESS... I will start a story with a sentence and everyone must add a sentence to it no matter how random but it has to make remedial sense.


The penny and the dime were walking along the sidewalk where they found a beached giraffe.

 

[Lexodus]

The giraffe was upset as it was stuck upside down, its legs flailing wildly in the air and its head somewhere deep underground.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

"Holy shit on a croissant Penny!" exclaimed the dime with rage. "That's the giraffe that nicked our fucking cookie!"

 

[AwesomeFerret]

The giraffe was not the only one upset about its head being underground, as it was disturbing an underground colony of balloons!

 

[Simonccx]

These said same balloons were notorious for their violent and terretorial behavior. What larks were about to ensue!

 

[theloneassassin]

The giraffe was not the only one upset about its head being underground, as it was disturbing an underground colony of balloons!

But there was a new force in this storm.. The quarter and he hated balloons with a passion. He was like Hitler but against balloons, he wanted to wage war against them.

 

[Cheesus333]

And ensue they did, as the giraffe had donned its trusty porcupine helm! Good heavens!