Letters to the developers

[Radelaide]

Unless I screwed up the search, this is an "original thread" bought to you by the letter, R. For Rade.

There are moments when you?re playing a game that you sit and think,
?Dear Developer, why must you do ? Can you fix in ?
Love, ?

Or, ?Dear , I love you and you?re amazing way to make me waste hours on without even realising it .When I look back at my school results and they all sub-par, I?ll know you and your fabulous game are the cause of it.
Love, ?

What would be your letter to the developer? Mine would probably have to be:

?Dear Valve,
As much as I love Half-Life 2 and the episodes, the random loading screens are very game-flow breaking and make a lovely game very disjointed. If you could remedy this in Half-Life 2: Episode 3, that?d be awesome. Also, release Half-Life 2: Episode 3 in a timely manner.
Love, Rade.?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

If did make a letter they wouldn't read it.

 

[Naheal]

"Dear Mr Developer:

Nerf scissors, rock is fine.

<3
Paper."

 

[Pielikey]

Dear Valve,
As much as I love Half-Life 2 and the episodes, the random loading screens are very game-flow breaking and make a lovely game very disjointed. If you could remedy this in Half-Life 2: Episode 3, that?d be awesome. Also, release Half-Life 2: Episode 3 in a timely manner.
Love, Rade Pie.

This is what I'd write.

 

[oplinger]

well a while ago the perfect letter would have been

Dear Ubisoft,

Please stop making all of your games the same. It's just not cool anymore.

More Creative than you,
Op

 

[Romidude]

Have you ever tried mapping for the Source engine?, it's a *****, the loading screens are as limited as they can be.

 

[Radelaide]

well a while ago the perfect letter would have been

Dear Ubisoft,

Please stop making all of your games the same. It's just not cool anymore.

More Creative than you,
Op

"Dear Ubisoft,
Your DRM is probably just going to cause more harm than good. While your intentions are kind, your actions are kinda stupid. Be more awesome like <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/94524-Arkham-Asylum-Pirates-Get-a-Gimpy-Batman>Gimpy Batman and punish pirates without punishing legit end users.

Love, The World."

 

[octafish]

To 2k
Re: Xcom
Just don't, Ok. Stop it, you're killing a legend.
Thank you.

 

[Irridium]

To: Ubisoft
Re: DRM

Take off your DRM. I want to buy Red Steel 2, No More Heroes 2, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, Splinter Cell Conviction, and will buy I Am Alive and Beyond Good and Evil 2 when they come out, but I will not if your DRM stays in place.

P.S.

Give Assassin's Creed a break. Too much of it will oversaturate the market and make people lose interest. Example: Guitar Hero.

 

[Skorpyo]

well a while ago the perfect letter would have been

Dear Ubisoft,

Please stop making all of your games the same. It's just not cool anymore.

More Creative than you,
Op

"Dear *BLIZZARD*,
Your DRM is probably just going to cause more harm than good. While your intentions are kind, your actions are kinda stupid. Be more awesome like <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/94524-Arkham-Asylum-Pirates-Get-a-Gimpy-Batman>Gimpy Batman and punish pirates without punishing legit end users.

Love, The World."

Fixed that, for ya.

...that's all I've got.

 

[godofallu]

Dear Valve

I love you guys, but L4D2 had some serious issues. Why would you take out health bonus? Do you want the competitive scene for those games to die? Also why are these so many low invisible walls? Didn't you know that 25's as hunters were one of the most enjoyable parts of the game? Melee weapons are like security blankets for bad players, give them melee fatigue. MELEE fatigue.

Anyways please release HL EP 3 before I die, which will probably need to be soon because I just bought a new motorcycle off Craigs List.

 

[Oliver Pink]

Dear Valve,

I love you guys, and your games are perfect - but whiny untalented people keep complaining that they get owned by perfectly balanced weapons, causing you to believe your games are somehow less than perfect. Please remedy this by Never EVER listening to people whining about weapons till at least one month after release dates so that everyone has had a chance to get Used to them.

Without wax, Oliver Pink

 

[Radelaide]

Dear Valve

I love you guys, but L4D2 had some serious issues. Why would you take out health bonus? Do you want the competitive scene for those games to die? Also why are these so many low invisible walls? Didn't you know that 25's as hunters were one of the most enjoyable parts of the game? Melee weapons are like security blankets for bad players, give them melee fatigue. MELEE fatigue.

Anyways please release HL EP 3 before I die, which will probably need to be soon because I just bought a new motorcycle off Craigs List.

Dear Godofallu,

Be safe. Organ donors are cool and all, but you can't use your organs if they're smeared over the road.

Love, Rade.