My first reaction was "you have got to be fucking kidding me". The more I think about it, the more this is like a digital version of a time capsule. But you know, instead of digging up a forty year old Twinkie, future generations can marvel at Oprah's weight struggle and Lindsey Lohan's drug abuse through the years.
While being tax-payer funded, what qualifications do you need to document Tweets? And how much money would one be paid from the Library of Congress to store Tweets?
Historical moments since 2006, I'm cool with them archiving that. Your mom saying she is sitting in the back yard and watching Desperate Housewives online? Yeah, nobody gives a hot poop about that now, I doubt the future will give a shit either.
If you Twitter, I already pity you, but just start posting the grossest and strangest Tweets you can about anything. Talk about getting drunk, doing crystal meth and jerking off to 2 Girls 1 Cup. Better yet, just start making totally ridiculous predictions about technology. Take that, future!
We're already seen the future in Back To The Future 2, so start bitching about the lack of flying cars and hover boards and self-lacing Nikes, then blame people in the future for making the present suck ass.