Lies that you tell yourself

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

That tomorrow is gonna be a good day.
That if that guy says something to piss me off he's gonna get punched, consequences be damned!
That certain people really do like me and are not humoring me.
That I'm not gonna died alone.

...Now I feel all depressed, now where's that picture...

Spoiler

D'awww here it is!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I'm not going to procrastinate.

I ALWAYS DO!

The story of my life at school, every day.

 

[Tautology]

I tell myself I'm 6 feet tall.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I tell myself I look 'okay' I mean I have a symmetricalish face and curves and I don't get spots but men treat me like I'm a hideous troll. So I don't know...

It's always tempting to ask people but they think your fishing for compliments. :/ I always feel like I must look completely different to what I see in the mirror.

I have had female 'friends' laugh in my face if I have shown any confidence about my looks.

It's always been a source of confusion for me *shrug*

Sorry to get 'deep' its just been bothering me lately I guess.

Spoiler: I guess I will join in the anti depressing pic contribution

 

[Aris Khandr]

Just one more turn, then I'll go to bed.

 

[Racecarlock]

"Humanity can not get any stupider"
It can and it will.
"I am going to actually make some goddamn money soon"
I probably won't.

 

[Mastercylinder]

That I care . . .

 

[000Ronald]

This is a very depressing thread...

 

[Tdc2182]

1.I'll become rich today.

2.I'll get superpowers today.

3.Tomorrow I'll wake up on a world in which every game/anime ever made and will ever be made is happening and I become the emperor of said world.

I know this is extremely off topic, but you have the coolest avatar I have ever seen.

I loved that movie. I want it. Do you wanna trade? I got a smoking baby in mine.

OT: I ended up telling myself "She's not being a ***** on purpose" a lot this year.

Eventually I stopped listening to myself.

Still pondering whether or not that was a smart idea.

 

[Sarahcidal]

I tell myself every day how awesome I am.

I also tell others how awesome I am.

Did I mention how awesome I am?

 

[rammst13n]

im going to quit substances
im going to ask her out because im strong enough to
im not going to die alone
this has been going on for about a month and it hasnt worked yet

 

[Heartcafe]

People have a good nature and are always friendly

 

[Zhukov]

Gonna steer clear of the really depressing stuff here...

"I'll do it tomorrow."
"I'm pretty intelligent."
"I'm not fat, just a tad overweight."
"I'll go to bed before 1:00am."

Yeah, those would be the major ones.

Spoiler: Here, have an echidna. They make everything better.

 

[rmb1983]

I'm not going to procrastinate.

I ALWAYS DO!

Same here.

It isn't as prevalent at work, simply because I have no room to do so, but at home [especially while playing games]? Totally.

Apart from that, I don't really think I lie to myself all that much. I don't tell myself I'll have a good day, for example, I make it happen, or deal with the shit that gets handed to me. Arguably, one could say that I tend to downplay a lot of my expected day-to-day happenings, but (especially given the industry I work in) that's due to my general outlook on life: Plan for the worst, and every surprise you get will be a pleasant one.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

If I try hard enough, I can become a Super Saiyan.

Tomorrow, I won't be sitting on my ass.

I will finish Dragon Age before summer is over (I got de-motivated fighting a Blood Mage Lord or whatever is the top dog of blood magic)

 

[katsumoto03]

It's all going to work out...

 

[cruzermac619]

1) I tell myself it's going to be a good day today ( it's never a good day , same shit different day )

2) I tell myself im extremly attractive ( although i'm not ungly , i am average at best_

3)I tell myself Frequently that i'm done taking everyones bullshit ( i am the biggest pussy ever and usually let people walk all over me and rarely voice what i am really thinking)

Pretty much the exact same thing.

 

[IDTheftVictim]

I'll go to bed after this

 

[Illithidae]

1) I'm going to have a super-awesome-special day!
Sometimes.
2) My girlfriend is going to die horribly before I move in with her.
She's full of problems, but isn't dead yet. Yay!
3) I won't stay up until 3 in the morning.
Always do.
4) I won't get hit by a car today.
Seems to be working.

 

[The Hero Killer]

That it gets better

That there really is someone for everyone

That I may one day have something resembling a normal life where I don't have to take 8 pills a day

This, except replace the 8 pills with bottles of alcohol.