Life is a Job

[TheIronRuler]

Hello escapists.
Watch this for reference, it's also a great comedy act. Five minutes of entertainment.
The questions -
How high would your soul raise?
Do you think you could pay off all of your sins?
What would you like to be as your next job/life?
What kind of sins did you commit and how much did you pay for them?
That'd be all.
I hope this will be entertaining.
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My answers -
-I think I would hang around in ten story buildings, no way I'll reach heaven.
-I think I won't get to heaven on my first try
-I might go as an orthodox Jew, could pay my debt and be done with it. On the other hand, a Nun sounds fun.
-Stealing a mentos bar - 3 dollars.

 

[kidd25]

well this is nice bit of joke. :3 thanks for sharing.

 

[TheIronRuler]

well this is nice bit of joke. :3 thanks for sharing.

What are your answers to my questions? We can make this a funnier thread.
I say that I should pay for my sin of stealing a mentos bar. 3.5 dollars should do.

 

[kidd25]

Hello escapists.
Watch this for reference, it's also a great comedy act. Five minutes of entertainment.
The questions -
]How high would you soul raise?
Do you think you could pay off all of your sins?
What would you like to be as your next job/life?
What kind of sins did you commit and how much did you pay for them?
That'd be all.
I hope this will be entertaining.
.

My-answers

past the moon
me most likely
a mafia boss i'm serious i would be good then after that life maybe a dictator
sins i would be paying off alot of my money trust me
also the banker owes me money from the last time i died

 

[TheIronRuler]

-snip-

My-answers

past the moon
me most likely
a mafia boss i'm serious i would be good then after that life maybe a dictator
sins i would be paying off alot of my money trust me
also the banker owes me money from the last time i died

But after you pay your debt you go and hang out in Heaven.

 

[TheIronRuler]

I owe nobody anything for being alive because I never asked to be. If anybody owes its my parents.

Lifeis a job. You earn 14.5$ per day, and when you die you use that money to PAY for your sins. If you can't afford all of them you need to get back to work and start a new life. Otherwise you get to chill out in heaven. Listen to the video before you post your thoughts.

 

[LaughingJester]

I am not the most active practitioner of religion but I have to laugh at this as I picture god as some kind of omnipotent accountant with Michael as his doorbitch...

How high would you soul raise?
I'd have to go up eureka tower to die cause not too far

Do you think you could pay off all of your sins?
No chance, the only jobs that pay that much would have even more sin attached to them!

What would you like to be as your next job/life?
A butterfly, no one ever suspects the butterfly!

What kind of sins did you commit and how much did you pay for them?
Hehehe that's between me and door *****...

 

[TheIronRuler]

I'd like to add that you are all welcomed to say your share and voice your opinion, no matter how ridiculous it may be.
Do you think that saying the lords' name in vain should be around 2, maybe 5 cents per offense?