Life is like a ___

[Souplex]

You know Escapist, life is like a Ferrari; it goes to fast but don't worry, you can't afford it anyway.

Post your life is like a blank and keep it amusing.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Life is life a box of chocolates. No one ever gives me chocolates...

 

[Roamin11]

Life is like a tall fence you will get over it eventually

 

[Berethond]

Life is life a box of chocolates. No one ever gives me chocolates...

I don't even like chocolates, so you can have mine.
(Or, you could if anyone gave me any.)

Life is like jazz, they give you the basics and you make the rest up.

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

Life is like a cup of coffee. You get to the bottom of the first, and you STILL have no idea what's going on.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Life is like Hell just colder

 

[Kinguendo]

Life is like good music, not everyone likes it but those guys are d*cks.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Life is like a meme, funny to start with, but eventually it just gets boring.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Life is like Hell just colder

How do you know Hell isn't like life, and they just warmed it up so people have to live with that annoyance on top of everything else.

 

[barryween]

Life is like food. People can make you eat horrible stuff, but you'll poo it out later...
or something.
My point is, everything in life works out in the end, just give it time to digest.

 

[Harlemura]

Life is like a pig on a pogo stick with a party hat, a broadsword and a crazed look in it's eye.
You never know what it's gonna do, or how it's gonna getcha'.

 

[AboveUp]

Life is like a analogy.

 

[stabnex]

Taco Bell. Tasty if a bit unoriginal and the backlash (pun intended) will leave your ass bleeding.

My sincerest apologies to Winston Groom and Latin Americans alike.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

Life is like a carbon copy of Hell, except everyone is motivated by despair and minor annoyances.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Life is like a video game, but there are no continues. There are extra lives if you believe in reincarnation though.

 

[New Troll]

Life is like death. Unavoidable.

 

[wewontdie11]

Life is like surprise prostate exam, random, shocking and slightly arousing uncomfortable.

 

[Souplex]

Life is like a game of Tetris; it has to end eventually so you might as well get as high a score as possible.

 

[Pepepipipopo]

Life is like auto-save when its already too late

 

[hopeneverdies]

Life is life a box of chocolates. No one ever gives me chocolates...

More like "Life is like a box of chocolates. You aren't sure what they are, but the one you pick probably tastes like shit." I know it's a bit cynical, but optimisim is boring.