Even if someone's only source of protection is the clothes on their backs, they will be absolutly fine if you shoot them.
Life lessons you've learned from a video game.
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One lone soldier is enough to take out an entire countries army and still not be killed
(see any of the earlier FPSs)
if your car is fast enough the cops will forget you ever existed.
(any driving game with cops)
you can jump off a 20 story building and only lose 10-20 heath
(half life)
(see any of the earlier FPSs)
if your car is fast enough the cops will forget you ever existed.
(any driving game with cops)
you can jump off a 20 story building and only lose 10-20 heath
(half life)
1)No one can ever shoot you if you run sideways around them.
2)It's totally cool to just wander into the houses of strangers and just take anything useful, or break their stuff looking for coins, they won't mind.
3)All learning and self-improvement takes place in the form of levelling up periodically, usually after copious amounts of violence.
4)Anyone guarding anything will be utterly useless.
5)Nearby explosions, whether artillery, grenades, RPGs or anything similar, result in either instant death, or just a brief loss of hearing and blurred vision.
2)It's totally cool to just wander into the houses of strangers and just take anything useful, or break their stuff looking for coins, they won't mind.
3)All learning and self-improvement takes place in the form of levelling up periodically, usually after copious amounts of violence.
4)Anyone guarding anything will be utterly useless.
5)Nearby explosions, whether artillery, grenades, RPGs or anything similar, result in either instant death, or just a brief loss of hearing and blurred vision.
When in doubt, Reload and watch out for nuclear strikes!
Things hanging from the ceiling will always cast a shadow, even in the dark.
Things hanging from the ceiling will always cast a shadow, even in the dark.
That one person can take on an entire army and win a war. (Most war games)
That men in gas masks carrying mini guns dont stop until u give them a minimum of 3 headshots. (MOH Airborne)
That it is actually possible to die in a puzzle game. (Portal)
That even if u dont see anybody, it is still possible to get a headshot, or three. (Battlefield Bad Company online glitch)
That when u climb a ladder, u magically appear at the top for a split second allowing any good sniper to pick u off, then u appear at the bottom climbing up the ladder.
(Battlefield 2 online glitch)
That touching a car with a tank makes the car explode... Which the cops dont like.
(Grand Theft Auto 3-4 including vice city and all those)
Bully's can help schools be a happier place.(Bully)
That it is possible to commit suicide by running urself over with a helicopter.
(Battlefield Bad Company accidental suicide)
That men in gas masks carrying mini guns dont stop until u give them a minimum of 3 headshots. (MOH Airborne)
That it is actually possible to die in a puzzle game. (Portal)
That even if u dont see anybody, it is still possible to get a headshot, or three. (Battlefield Bad Company online glitch)
That when u climb a ladder, u magically appear at the top for a split second allowing any good sniper to pick u off, then u appear at the bottom climbing up the ladder.
(Battlefield 2 online glitch)
That touching a car with a tank makes the car explode... Which the cops dont like.
(Grand Theft Auto 3-4 including vice city and all those)
Bully's can help schools be a happier place.(Bully)
That it is possible to commit suicide by running urself over with a helicopter.
(Battlefield Bad Company accidental suicide)
Pissing off a monkey at a constrution site is ALWAYS a good idea...Period
Blue ghosts are edible and good for your health.
No matter where you are or what your facing, if your a child you are safe from bullets.
No matter how many times you save the princess she will never put out.
EDIT: I just thought of this whenever you're put in jail you will be released immediatly and your things will be in a locker right next to you.
Blue ghosts are edible and good for your health.
No matter where you are or what your facing, if your a child you are safe from bullets.
No matter how many times you save the princess she will never put out.
EDIT: I just thought of this whenever you're put in jail you will be released immediatly and your things will be in a locker right next to you.
That trees really do have hearts, buried deep underground, guarded by giant crabs that require exactly 8 shotgun shells to the FACE to die.
no matter how long you can hold your breathe and keep the sight steady in real life, the guy in the game cant do that, and is ALWAYS out of breathe.
A small miniature nuclear weapon wont kill you if your more than 5 ft away from the blast site
radiation under 2-300 rads is for wimps
running from cops is easy if you know where the local tire/doughnut shop is
No one cares your a mass murderer with over 10000 kills and 18 deaths. they still love and trust you.
no matter how long you can hold your breathe and keep the sight steady in real life, the guy in the game cant do that, and is ALWAYS out of breathe.
A small miniature nuclear weapon wont kill you if your more than 5 ft away from the blast site
radiation under 2-300 rads is for wimps
running from cops is easy if you know where the local tire/doughnut shop is
No one cares your a mass murderer with over 10000 kills and 18 deaths. they still love and trust you.
Snapping someones sack causes them to be knocked out. (MGS4)
If you hide long enough the cops will stop looking for you (From my experience in Saints Row 2)
If you wait for a few seconds your health will INSTANTLY come back. (You may already know the games)
If you hide long enough the cops will stop looking for you (From my experience in Saints Row 2)
If you wait for a few seconds your health will INSTANTLY come back. (You may already know the games)
Get on the hydra's back.
You can move easily and see your surroundings while wearing a tremendous triangular-prism shaped helmet.
Zombies can still move quickly with half of a leg.
A shot to a lock does not open the door.
Guitar Hero does NOT help in a real band.
Jewelry deflects bullet and blade alike.
Inns cure all ailments.
The world takes only a few hours to cross.
Bad guys always leave cures, bullets, or keys lying around.
You are near invincible. Villains are not.
Fire does not leave scars.
Potato sacks = invincibility to a head shot.
Enemies will never attack while conversing on your CODEC.
Eating food found on the ground returns health to the body.
Your wife is not waiting for you in your "special place" (read: Vegas) ; you killed her two years ago.
If you are over thirty, you are an old geezer. (See avatar.
)
Let's see if anyone recognizes this one:
You can rap battle your way to the front of a line.
Ah, good times.
You can move easily and see your surroundings while wearing a tremendous triangular-prism shaped helmet.
Zombies can still move quickly with half of a leg.
A shot to a lock does not open the door.
Guitar Hero does NOT help in a real band.
Jewelry deflects bullet and blade alike.
Inns cure all ailments.
The world takes only a few hours to cross.
Bad guys always leave cures, bullets, or keys lying around.
You are near invincible. Villains are not.
Fire does not leave scars.
Potato sacks = invincibility to a head shot.
Enemies will never attack while conversing on your CODEC.
Eating food found on the ground returns health to the body.
Your wife is not waiting for you in your "special place" (read: Vegas) ; you killed her two years ago.
If you are over thirty, you are an old geezer. (See avatar.
)Let's see if anyone recognizes this one:
You can rap battle your way to the front of a line.
Ah, good times.
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Your party members follow your decisions, no matter how incredibly horrific they are.
Winged hats make you fly.
Gold+triangle=magic
Copious amounts of coins let you come back to life.
The world is filled with borders that are naked to the human eye. Most often those borders are between you and a hill you absolutely must climb.
You can wash the blood out of your tuxedo by eating a hotdog.
If you need to piss, you can make everything stop unless more than 1 human is involved(not involved in the peeing)
You can pick up stuff by walking over it.
Press start to continue.
Shiny=good
People leave guns EVERYWHERE.
Drinking from the toilet gives you radiation poisoning.
Toilet seats can be used as weapons.
Kill someone if they ask "Would you kindly?"
Hookers drop money if you kill them.
I have more and I'll post them later.
If you need to piss, you can make everything stop unless more than 1 human is involved(not involved in the peeing)
You can pick up stuff by walking over it.
Press start to continue.
Shiny=good
People leave guns EVERYWHERE.
Drinking from the toilet gives you radiation poisoning.
Toilet seats can be used as weapons.
Kill someone if they ask "Would you kindly?"
Hookers drop money if you kill them.
I have more and I'll post them later.
