Life long ambitions...broken

[goatzilla8463]

For this game, you type in your life long ambition and the next poster posts something ridiculous about why that is unlikely or impossible. heres an example:

poster 1: i want to be a chef

poster 2: you're shit at cooking and chefs will be obselete once machines take over the world.
i want to.......

i'll start this off with something easy:

I want to make my own successful TV show.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

That's too bad because once my new invention is complete, it will make all television obsolete.

I want to invent a machine to make television obsolete.

 

[goatzilla8463]

well you know what, when your machine comes out, everyone will spit on you and not buy your machine cos your avatar looks really dodgey.

I want to own a pet dog.

 

[Neonbob]

That's too bad, because I have a habit of killing the dogs of people I know...on purpose.

I want to be shot from a cannon.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OK but you'd probably hit the roof and die. ah well, you get to die and messy but happy death.

I want to own a huge car company

 

[Dragonrabbit]

The car will soon be made obsolete when my neighbor Jeff creates a teleportation machine.

I want to destroy the moon.

 

[ae86gamer]

OK, but doing so would kill everything on earth...including you.

I want to give someone a high five.

 

[Neonbob]

Okay, but you swing too hard and break their hand off.

I want to run over a car.

 

[Crowghast]

Well, good luck with that, because they've offcially banned cars from being built. (They cost money, they run on gasoline, and they kill thousands of people every year.) Oh! And they've already begun the recall, they'll burn all of them.

I want to own a flat-screen television.

 

[ae86gamer]

Sure, but its actually stolen and you get arrested and get charged for crimes you didn't commit. This all ends with you spending life in prison.

I want to see the new Star Trek movie.

 

[Neonbob]

Alright, but you'll be the only girl amongst hundreds of guys who have never seen a real girl before...

I want to step on a landmine and live.

 

[Crowghast]

Yea? Well enjoy being a paraplegic.

I want to have a suit like Iron Man's.

 

[ae86gamer]

OK, but its going to be similar to his suit. And by 'similar' I mean that its gonna be made out of trash cans and a flashlight duck taped to your chest.

I wanna learn how to drive a boat.

 

[Neonbob]

Alright, but you don't live near a lake or any other body of water.

I want to own a car factory.

 

[ae86gamer]

Fine. But after you open your factory your workers unionize and kill you by 'accident'.

I want to throw Neonbob into a tiger cage.

 

[Neonbob]

Okay, but you'll just get a bunch of dead tigers...

I want to see what happens in a supernova.

 

[ae86gamer]

OK, but it'll be the last time anyone ever sees you.

I want to give the Jolly Green Giant a high five.

 

[Crowghast]

Really? Well i'm sorry to say he's actually a normal guy who had a superimposed photo of himself to look taller. (Plus, he smells like fish and cigarettes.)

When I was younger, I wanted to be just like Bruce Willis.

 

[Neonbob]

I'm sorry to hear that...you're just about bald now, and that's as close as you'll get. I'm sorry.

I've always wanted to shoot a sniper rifle.

 

[ae86gamer]

edit-Ninja'd!

OK. But you don't know how to use it so you end up shooting yourself in the eye.

I want to win an Emmy.