Life Narrator?

[AvsJoe]

You know what, I want to go against the grain for my answer. Instead of choosing a person who's voice is more badass than mine (like Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, Jeremy Irons, Samuel Leroy Jackson et al), I'm gonna choose someone like Phil LaMarr. He can do a shit-load of voices, both badass and silly, and he was in Pulp Fiction to boot.

Yep, I choose Phil LaMarr, the voice behind Hermes from Futurama, Ollie Williams from Family Guy, Samurai Jack from Samurai Jack, and at least 300 other voices from several movies, video games, and TV shows.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Yuki Kajiura...or Corey Taylor.

 

[Deleric]

Stephen. Fucking. Fry.

 

[Gotham Soul]

I want Dave Hughes to narrate my life.

 

[S29 Afterlife]

Eastwood.
i love his voice.
it's soo..
RAJKFDHAJGJA.
it makes me question my worth in life.

 

[Acen369]

I'd have to say...its a toss up of Cam Clarke, (the voice of Liquid Snake/Master Miller in the MGS series and Andrei Ulmeyda from Killer 7) Nathan Fillion, or Clint Eastwood.

 

[Onichanbura]

David carradine, if he wasn't dead.

 

[ddon]

arnold swartzenager.

 

[Mcface]

Brad Pitt,in the voice of Tyler Durden,from fight club.

It would make my life sound poetic,yet badass at the same time. I always wondered how Brad Pitt did that voice.

*fight club voice*
It's simple, wake up, eat breakfast, and go to work. Until one day I decide to ride a homeless man to work, to punch conformity in it's face like the ***** it is

 

[gremily]

Morgan F***ing Freeman!

 

[War Penguin]

Ben Stein because his drollness would fit perfectly into my life.
Either him of George Cloony(sp?). Come on, he's got a sexy yet strait forward voice. Perfect.

 

[Alex the Pally]

Stephen Fry or BRIAN BLESSED.

Stephen fry because, well, he's Stephen Fry.

BRIAN BLESSED because, let's face it, you may not see my life happening, but you will certainly HEAR it.

 

[Chrislt]

Hugh Laurie. I want House's sarcastic voice telling me how big idiots everyone is.

 

[zombiestrangler]

I'd say either Michael Clark Duncan because I just love his voice, Richard Horvitz because I think it'd be hilarious, or a random Irish dude because it's an awesome accent.

 

[Spaghetti]

wow, so many good ones listed here already.

How about Christopher Walken? "Hey...you down there...guy? Hello? You need more cowbell."
That or Alan Ford (other wise known as Brick Top), he would be a great narrator

 

[retrochimp]

ummm... John Cleese, obviously

 

[stabnex]

Mark Hamill as The Joker and Solomon Grundy. Definitely. That'd suit my own personal inner dialog (yes dialog, not monologue, there's too many damned sides to my thoughts) so I'd need him doing two of his iconic voices.

Grundy: "You hurt Stabnex? Stabnex hurt YOU!!"

Joker: "Now why did you have to say that? Now I have to kill your family and make you beg for more."

 

[Zenode]

Hey wasn't there a movie about this??

yeh there was http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_Than_Fiction_%28film%29

If it was mine it would have to be Liam Neeson because i would get annoyed with certain voices after a while

 

[v3n0mat3]

Three words: JAMES. EARL. JONES.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

James. Earl. Jones.