Limericks

[T3h Merc]

Your limericks... show them to me! (Remember aabba)

I thought I'd try my hand at a limerick
But it was a thought with which I could not stick
A poet I was not
A failure is what I got
I guess I'm kind of a dick

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

I think there are too many syllables in some of those lines...

Anyways, here's one of my favorites:

There once was a man with a poker
Who covered his face with red ocre
When they said, "You're a guy!"
He didn't reply
He just gave them a poke with his poker.

A-thank you.

 

[Aur0ra145]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who wanted to fill up his bucket,
he ran, round and round
looked up and down
then finally just said 'fuck it!'

 

[Wildrow12]

There was a man from Madras,
whose balls were made of fine brass.
So in stormy weather
they both clanged together,
and sparks flew out of his ass.

EDIT: Name the movie that's from and win a cookie.

 

[Xeros]

Yeah, it's from Yahtzee's Wolfenstein review, but it's just so damn good.

"Your gun is of course you best friend
On which you must always depend
When you get into fights
You can look down the sights
And bullets come out of the end".

 

[joshuaayt]

I know it's my HSC years,
And I was prepared for tears,
But three tests a day
And the occasional essay
Makes a minor -myself- scull beers.

 

[Zyxx]

There once was a lady named Chell
Who woke up one day in a cell
Got a neat portal-shooter
From a crazy computer
And escaped from that sanitized hell.

 

[Pimppeter2]

This guy asked me to write a limerick on his thread
Just when I was about to go to bed
With no time to spare
I did but dare
Post an Ironic poem instead!

 

[JPH330]

Many think that the U-S of A
Is the land of the free and the brave.
Well, for some this is true
And it might be for you
But it's not if you're Muslim or gay.