List of items that a woman can hold and instantly become (even) more attractive.

[BoredDragon]

a picture of a slightly less hot chick to make her look better by comparison

 

[olfelix]

A Xbox/PS3 controller
Power tool
Comic Book
Star Wars novel
Graphics Card + Screw Driver

 

[Madman123456]

Parts of Computers. While she's sticking them into a computer because she upgrades it. Which is sexy because women who know their way around computers are awesome.

 

[Trivun]

For me it would be a guitar. Or a pair of drumsticks. Yeah, I like musical girls. Don't judge me.

 

[rokkolpo]

A *insert phallic object here*.

in b4 beer
in b4 her naked sister

I'm vetoing these, not adding them to the list because the first one was too vague, the second one doesn't work for teetotalers (like me), and the third is too weird. What if naked sister is baby? What if naked sister is burn victim? Think about it.

That's why we don't give you veto right.
YOU RUIN IT! (joking ofcourse)

OT: Her clothes...which she just took of.

 

[slightly evil]

chainsaw, and dripping in blood... awww yeeaaaahhh
just let me dream

 

[MurderousToaster]

Some form of musical media with AC/DC on it.

It works very well.

 

[hurfdurp]

A portfolio ..on the city bus. Awhhh yeaaaaaaaaarrr!

 

[Alakaizer]

A *insert phallic object here*.

in b4 beer
in b4 her naked sister

I'm vetoing these, not adding them to the list because the first one was too vague, the second one doesn't work for teetotalers (like me), and the third is too weird. What if naked sister is baby? What if naked sister is burn victim? Think about it.

That's why we don't give you veto right.
YOU RUIN IT! (joking ofcourse)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's my thread so I veto your vetoing of my veto power!

 

[snowman6251]

That'd be pretty cool. There's like a 0% chance of me ever encountering that though. The first one maybe. The second one, definitely not.

 

[rokkolpo]

A *insert phallic object here*.

in b4 beer
in b4 her naked sister

I'm vetoing these, not adding them to the list because the first one was too vague, the second one doesn't work for teetotalers (like me), and the third is too weird. What if naked sister is baby? What if naked sister is burn victim? Think about it.

That's why we don't give you veto right.
YOU RUIN IT! (joking ofcourse)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's my thread so I veto your vetoing of my veto power!

Ah crap....didn't see that one coming.
btw, what's a teetolar?

 

[Wolfram23]

Hold? How about all her clothes...

 

[Alakaizer]

A *insert phallic object here*.

in b4 beer
in b4 her naked sister

I'm vetoing these, not adding them to the list because the first one was too vague, the second one doesn't work for teetotalers (like me), and the third is too weird. What if naked sister is baby? What if naked sister is burn victim? Think about it.

That's why we don't give you veto right.
YOU RUIN IT! (joking ofcourse)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's my thread so I veto your vetoing of my veto power!

Ah crap....didn't see that one coming.
btw, what's a teetolar?

It just means I don't drink alcohol.

 

[Vouk]

Another woman...

 

[funguy2121]

Waffles. I am baffled. Well, along that thread...

Cabbages!
Plexiglass!
Bungie Cables!
Peat Moss!

But really...

A copy of The Republic
Any musical instrument that is not an accordian or ukelele (a mandolin is ok)
A whip
A cigarette

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Another girl's boobs. With the other girl still attached, obviously.

QTF.

Also, a certain body part located in the pelvic region, a pack of Canadian bacon, Maple Syrup, a laptop, a manga book, a video game, or an intelligence that betrays more than the fifth grade in it's entirely.

 

[saruman31]

Her glasses. With the earpiece in her mouth.

 

[Alakaizer]

Waffles. I am baffled. Well, along that thread...

Cabbages!
Plexiglass!
Bungie Cables!
Peat Moss!

But really...

A copy of The Republic
Any musical instrument that is not an accordian or ukelele (a mandolin is ok)
A whip
A cigarette

It may not have been about the waffles, but maybe the syrup...