Little grey...

[Booze Zombie]

Little grey men are a prevalent stereotype for aliens in sci-fi, a trope, really.
But a thought struck me whilst I was thinking about greys...
What if little grey women came to Earth?

I'm talking feminine voice, busty, female genitalia, but short, grey and black eyed.
They're got the key traits of human females, probably making them quite attractive to us.
But, how do you think we would react?

Do you think the sex drive would do the talking, our logic or perhaps sci-fi movie fueled irrational fear?

Quite honestly, I would not be surprised if we went down the sex route, I'm pretty sure humanity has already done it with everything from trees to rocks at this point.

 

[Booze Zombie]

An Alien is an alien. I'd kill it. Female alien or not.

So a group of aliens come to the planet and your gut instinct is to potentially start a war?
Ever hear of "love not war"?
Jeez...

 

[Fightgarr]

Well, according to the statistics for buying that sex android in Japan, there's a market out there for creepy, grey sex.

 

[A Weary Exile]

...I'm pretty sure humanity has already done it with everything from trees to rocks at this point.

Ouch. That would be...interesting...to see.

OP:Going by human nature we would most definetley have sex with them at some point.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Well, according to the statistics for buying that sex android in Japan, there's a market out there for creepy, grey sex.

If it was creepy, no one would do it...

Besides that, I imagine anyone doing it with an alien with breasts is going to be staring at those breasts..

 

[GHMonkey]

i dont know man. we can't cure the STDs from here. intergalactic syphilis and herpes that will cause you junk to turn purple and fall off. screw that.

 

[Booze Zombie]

If I strike first, then they can't. I'm defending earth!

Let me lay it out plain, then: If they state that all they want is sex, would you attack them?

Irrelevant, I don't even do it with humans.

Touche.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Sure, little grey men are the stereotype, but that doesn't mean that it's not a stupid stereotype.

The probability of little grey men or women or aliens even closely resembling us is some ridiculous number that I'm not going to spend time finding.

Spoiler: Aliens would likely look closer to this.

I'd tap that.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Sure, little grey men are the stereotype, but that doesn't mean that it's not a stupid stereotype.

The probability of little grey men or women or aliens even closely resembling us is some ridiculous number that I'm not going to spend time finding.

Spoiler: Aliens would likely look closer to this.

I'd tap that.

Okay, okay. But in a universe where the greys existed... and they were busty female ones, you think we would...?

 

[Insanum]

I wouldnt have sex with an alien.

Seriously, Intergalatic/interplanetary[/I] Child support?!? Feck that.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Sure, little grey men are the stereotype, but that doesn't mean that it's not a stupid stereotype.

The probability of little grey men or women or aliens even closely resembling us is some ridiculous number that I'm not going to spend time finding.

Spoiler: Aliens would likely look closer to this.

I'd tap that.

Okay, okay. But in a universe where the greys existed... and they were busty female ones, you think we would...?

Busty you say? Alright I'll play your game and say yes, yes I would "hit that".

 

[thiosk]

I wouldnt have sex with an alien.

Seriously, Intergalatic/interplanetary[/I] Child support?!? Feck that.

Chances are, if her species has mastered intergalactic travel, she will be the one paying you alimony.


ALSO: I don't think the little grey women have reproductive organs, thats why they abduct human trailer park residents and impregnate them.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Chances are, if her species has mastered intergalactic travel, she will be the one paying you alimony.

"Ooooh, space money!"

Busty you say? Alright I'll play your game and say yes, yes I would "hit that".

The meaning of voluptuous is busty, as far as I know... perhaps I should type it out more plainly so more people know I mean that in the OP.

 

[KurtzGallahad]

I wouldnt have sex with an alien.

Seriously, Intergalatic/interplanetary[/I] Child support?!? Feck that.

I would agree with this, though I would use females as the ambasadors and female scientists as the research collaborators

 

[Booze Zombie]

You know, it occurs to me that this is the second strangest thread I've ever made...

 

[syndicated44]

I am not going to lie I dont think seeing a naked alien chick whom is short with a huge head and 2 big knockers is going to make me drop my pants and demand some sweet loving. I am pretty sure I would cock my head to the right and simply say "really".

On a side note I dont think I have ever seen one of them little grey men with a large dong hanging between their legs. Although I havn't made it a point to look either.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I am not going to lie I dont think seeing a naked alien chick whom is short with a huge head and 2 big knockers is going to make me drop my pants and demand some sweet loving. I am pretty sure I would cock my head to the right and simply say "really".

On a side note I dont think I have ever seen one of them little grey men with a large dong hanging between their legs. Although I havn't made it a point to look either.

Who said anything about a huge head? Realistically, the big head would probably be unfeasable...

Then again, so are greys, right?

 

[Poopie McGhee]

You know, it occurs to me that this is the second strangest thread I've ever made...

What's the 1st?

OP: Yes, i'd be doing the "Human Gene Pool" a favor... and it'd probably be fun too... :~)

 

[Booze Zombie]

What's the 1st?

OP: Yes, i'd be doing the "Human Gene Pool" a favor... and it'd probably be fun too... :~)

I would tell you, but, well... I like not being suspended.
It's not like a thread I got banned for or anything, it's just a thread on another site...
a fun site.

 

[Superior Mind]

An Alien is an alien. I'd kill it. Female alien or not.

So a group of aliens come to the planet and your gut instinct is to potentially start a war?
Ever hear of "love not war"?
Jeez...

I actually find it more concerning that a clearly alien species comes to earth and your first thought is that you want to stick your dick in it.