Little things that make you angry but shouldn't

[Folio]

Girls who say I'm cute.

I don't want to be cute, I'm not a useless pet! I don't want to be kept or pat on the head! Call me cool, call me handsome, if you can't do that then call me ugly for all I care!

...So I need to let go of that feeling. It's the only positive thing I can expect from a girl to say about my looks. Worst part: they get sensitive about it when I say I'd rather not hear it. Ugh.
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People who repeat things that they know it annoys you. AND YOU KNOW IT'S ANNOYING, JOHN! (just trying to scare all the Johns here...) But they want you to ask nicely, or else they'll just go on. If you do, they might come back with some lame excuse or they still just do that annoying thing!
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Greedy people. The ones who just do things because of money. It's so shallow, so pointless!

 

[meticadpa]

People who state there opinion as fact.

For me, it's people who can't differentiate between "there, their and they're"...

 

[Syrus Vikeruce]

YouTube comments. And this one isn't going to make me popular, but vocal atheists. I'm not religious, but I find vocal atheists worse than any of the religions. It's this "Holier than thou" attitude, if you'll pardon the pun. I understand there are hundreds of them on this forum, so to clarify, I mean no disrespect to you or your beliefs. But come on... even atheists must find Richard Dawkins an unbearable jumped up little prick? No? Just me? Damn

I find anyone who feels the need to be overly vocal about their beliefs to be an annoying douche, be they christian, muslim, atheist, pro-life, pro-choice, republican, democrat, etc.

Nah I know exactly what you mean mate. Those are the same people that use the 'God Bless You' after they sneeze against you and sneer down you like you're muck.

Pricks.

Exactly my point. Atheists seem much more.. well let me put it "enthusiastic" about getting their point across than most others (to me at least). To quote Dave Gorman "I don't care what people believe in, as long as everyone's nice to each other!"

It's the essential need for them to 'stand out' in a crowd of generics. I can understand how they would feel but conceit's a major issue in it as well. Chances are you'll find most of these so called 'Atheists' will have financially stable families and/or be 15-17 years of age.

 

[Folio]

Whenever I make a mistake.

You judge yourself, too, huh?

 

[AlphaRam]

You won't get pissed off easyly if you don't live in a environment full of stress.If you ask me.Before ,I got mad even from the poor b*stards from WoW that are gonna die from high weight or too much junk food,that allways say noob,everytime i stop plain' to scratch myself or smash the fly that is facehumphin' me.
Now , I just use "Not giving a F**k!" + meditation(it's not funny mates,its really helpfull) + being an optimist + being independent, I feel so good that not even the big things will make me angry.
Screw you illuminati! Wops..sorry...anyway...
Ya ,there are still little things that make me angry but, fastly i smash them so hard they vomit their guts out and they are never seen again,or if they are...i smash them again...and again...,and...maybe again...and again and again...and...i give up...and after that i smash em again.....

 

[Limie]

People who walk next to each other in a narrow hallway so no one can get past them.

Or when they suddenly stop in doorways to chat with someone.
Another one for me is when someone uses the word "commenest", It's "most common".

 

[Arsen]

When people can't live a minute without their phones and technological gadgets.

 

[Plastic Muscles]

Someone saying the o in Python. It really does annoy me to the point of anger sometimes.

 

[Minch]

there are many things, but as most of mine have already been said...

when someone besides myself opens/closes the curtains in my room.

I have no idea why but it absolutely infuriates me because i'm very specific about the way I do it and I have to do it in an order. If someone opens my curtains i have to close them, put them the way they were and then re-open them myself.
I am such a freak hurr hurrr

 

[Paksenarrion]

Whenever I make a mistake.

You judge yourself, too, huh?

Yup. I'm kinda like Judge Dredd, with low self-esteem:

"I am not *above* my mistakes! I *AM* my mistakes!"

 

[SpaceSalmon]

People who talk while eating.

also people who post every little detail of their lives on facebook, post stuff about farmville and that post really vague attention seeking statuses. but maybe i'm just friends with the wrong people. :\

 

[drbarno]

Bad puns. they really get me angry.

People who walk next to each other in a narrow hallway so no one can get past them.

What about those people that walk through the middle and expect everyone to move out of their way?

If someone is in their way doesn't that mean he is walking through the middle too?

I mean the ones that walk through the middle but leave hardly any room to g oaround them meaning no matter hich way you walk through the hallway you're still in his way.

 

[mexicola]

People who walk next to each other in a narrow hallway so no one can get past them.

Oh man I so enjoy shoulder-bashing those.

OP: Getting pissed off at my girlfriend for making stupid mistakes, even if they are just little things. Sometimes I just need to cool off yet I can't help it, but that's ok I'll just repress it until one day I leave a trail of dead bodies.

 

[Vivaldi]

Girls who say I'm cute.

I don't want to be cute, I'm not a useless pet! I don't want to be kept or pat on the head! Call me cool, call me handsome, if you can't do that then call me ugly for all I care!

...So I need to let go of that feeling. It's the only positive thing I can expect from a girl to say about my looks. Worst part: they get sensitive about it when I say I'd rather not hear it. Ugh.
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People who repeat things that they know it annoys you. AND YOU KNOW IT'S ANNOYING, JOHN! (just trying to scare all the Johns here...) But they want you to ask nicely, or else they'll just go on. If you do, they might come back with some lame excuse or they still just do that annoying thing!
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Greedy people. The ones who just do things because of money. It's so shallow, so pointless!

Well, from the looks of your avatar, you ARE an adorable little hamster

OT: When people say things like ATM machine or PIN number. The acronym has that word in it! Really people, think about what you are saying before you say it!

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

Old people who cut in front of you at Wal-Mart when you're not looking.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

When people talk while I talk I get all pissed. I know it shouldn't make me mad but it does. Drives me nuts.

 

[Limie]

People who walk next to each other in a narrow hallway so no one can get past them.

Or when they suddenly stop in doorways to chat with someone.
Another one for me is when someone uses the word "commenest", It's "most common".

Yes, or when a bunch of people have to leave a room but they have to do it very slowly because the fucking slut whore bitches who already left the room are fucking standing right in front of the door talking. Are those fuckers extremely inconsiderate or extremely dense I have no idea.

And when you ask them politely to move aside, they give you alook of complete contempt, as though you have somehow greatly inconvenienced them.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

People touching my head or face! My lord I almost hit my mother once because she wouldn't leave my fucking face alone!

OT: Why is it when I tell someone I don't like the Beatles they act like I bitched slapped their mom with their dead childhood puppy? I said I didn't like them not that you were adopted and everything you touch is tainted... though you wouldn't know it by the way they react.

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

I hate when people leave time on microwaves... Don't know why, but it seriously fills me with hulk rage when people do that.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

1.) Crying babies in any public setting (mostly restaurants). Screaming kids whose parents just ignore them and let them run around and take things off OCCUPIED tables. Mostly kids in general.

2.)Attention-seekers , as well. Any kind. People who post seriously personal information on their facebook, or myspace, status so they can get a, "Oh, I'm sorry." out of it from people they hardly know or barely talk to anymore.

Example: An old high-school friend whose dad was dieing from a brain hemorrhage and was in the hospital and in a coma. Instead of being at the hospital with him, she was posting on facebook /myspace about it and how she wanted people to learn from her experience. Not only is the man not dead yet, she's already starting to make it 'HER' journey. I wouldn't be surprised if she had started writing a book about it as soon as 911 was called.

3.) Overly out-spoken religious AND atheist types. To each his own, and shut the fudge up already. The two of you - honestly.

4.) One-uppers.

5.) People who chew with their mouths open and make smacking sounds. Especially when they do it on purpose and on a much grander scale, because they know it irritates you. This leads way to:

6.) People who do things just because they know it'll irritate you. Can you please be a little more subtle in enjoying my misery, by not starting it yourself?