Sometimes, as we frequent this wonderful place that we call the Internet; we find that sometimes the torrents of random people we run across can sometimes answer our questions much better than any search engine could possibly bring up. As such you create a thread to obtain these answers; this review will take a look at that thread you just made and what its strengths and flaws were; next we will take a look at exactly what you should have done when you first made this topic; such silly errors as polls, versus threads about popular games and finally whether or not she likes you or not. That last one is a real juicy one, bound to get you answers, but really what is the point of answers if you'll simply accept your own and those who agree with you as fact?
To answer this question, we must first look at how and where you posted this thread; was it right for the board, was the topic guaranteed to get you hits and more importantly how many people can you piss off simultaneously. Remember people are ignorant and it is your job to tell them exactly how they are wrong and how superior your intelligence is. If your thread comes off as moderate or informative you are doing it wrong. It is important to be as vague as possible and as insultive as possible in order to attract the audience your thread is meant for. In this case, your thread has obviously succeeded. Good job, you're keeping with the proper thread format.
Now teh next most important ting to do with ur thread; iz too make shure that you cheque ur grammer and spelling proir to posting. This is important as teh Grammer Naziz are all ways there to correct ur spellings. So you make shure that you always check that before posting kthnxbai.
The thing that attracts people to the thread, to make sure they read your words of wisdom within the thread, is not the opening statements, which are only designed to infuriate, but instead falls to your title, which you should make as appealing as possible, with vague and misleading words to draw the ignorant masses to your thread and to their learning experience.
Finally your conclusion, the final words to your readers before; make sure that you make sure that you say to discuss, since that's an obvious thing that people seem to miss, the idiots. After you've ensured that all these steps are followed, step back and watch the educated discussion fall into place; for this is the internet and as such, must always, without fail, be taken completely seriously.
This has been your, always correct, too intelligent to be wrong Lost in the Void; glad to have impressed intelligence upon the masses one more time and have a good night [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ].
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To answer this question, we must first look at how and where you posted this thread; was it right for the board, was the topic guaranteed to get you hits and more importantly how many people can you piss off simultaneously. Remember people are ignorant and it is your job to tell them exactly how they are wrong and how superior your intelligence is. If your thread comes off as moderate or informative you are doing it wrong. It is important to be as vague as possible and as insultive as possible in order to attract the audience your thread is meant for. In this case, your thread has obviously succeeded. Good job, you're keeping with the proper thread format.
Now teh next most important ting to do with ur thread; iz too make shure that you cheque ur grammer and spelling proir to posting. This is important as teh Grammer Naziz are all ways there to correct ur spellings. So you make shure that you always check that before posting kthnxbai.
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The thing that attracts people to the thread, to make sure they read your words of wisdom within the thread, is not the opening statements, which are only designed to infuriate, but instead falls to your title, which you should make as appealing as possible, with vague and misleading words to draw the ignorant masses to your thread and to their learning experience.
Finally your conclusion, the final words to your readers before; make sure that you make sure that you say to discuss, since that's an obvious thing that people seem to miss, the idiots. After you've ensured that all these steps are followed, step back and watch the educated discussion fall into place; for this is the internet and as such, must always, without fail, be taken completely seriously.
This has been your, always correct, too intelligent to be wrong Lost in the Void; glad to have impressed intelligence upon the masses one more time and have a good night [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ].
