Everyone thinks they'll fit in here. Then they come here.TPiddy said:Hmm, that's a good point... I wasn't sure whether I'd want to buy or just rent, see if I enjoyed it....
I have an English/Scottish background and like a lot of British staples like heavy metal, classic rock, golf, etc. I think I would fit in well there.
Then they get berated by several hoody-adorned troglodyte chavs, all shouting phrases to the effect of "OI MATE, YOU IS WELLZ GAY INIT, LAAAAAAAAHH!". You get that over twenty times a day where I live, just outside Manchester, one of the mother major cities. From what I've heard in most areas of London it can be just as bad.
Then you get the class snobs, who won't talk to you because you're not the right sort, you're one of those Canucks, they can't be seen with you. THEN there's the man-folk, a bunch of over testosterone-flouting idiots. They stumble around, grunting how fit that bird is by the bar and making stupid comments about cunnilingus.
Then when you DO find cool people, you find most of us are pretty two-faced and bitchy. We're all at each others throats, no matter how much of a good fit we really are, one comment could kick off boat loads of drama. We're all cold, dicks, and we don't want to do anything.
1If you think you can put up with ALL OF THAT, welcome to merry old England, we have tonnes more problems I haven't told you about. Ha-Enjoy.
P.S.: Apart from everything, and the things I haven't mentioned, I'd be overjoyed to have an intelligent person somewhere in England, it seems like the small amount who are on the Escapist are the only ones who are reasonably intelligent. Please excuse my jaded point of view and the bluntness with which I spoke it, but I didn't want to see you come here unprepared.