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mjc0961

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Sega CD is the greatest actor on the planet, I'm glad he's in this!

sooperman said:
kozmo said:
wait, i didn't get anything of what happened. What exactly is dessert bus?
Desert Bus is a game for the Sega CD. It is arguably the most boring game ever created because the entire game is driving across a desert. The cRRew(maybe?) are playing the game for as long as donations are given to support Child's Play.

Got all that?
Actually to be more specific, Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors is a game for the Sega CD. It contains a bunch of minigames that you are supposed to use to trick your friends. Desert Bus is one of those minigames. It is just driving across a desert, but the catch is that the bus is always drifting off to the right, so if you don't sit there and keep pressing the left button to keep the bus on the road, it crashes and you fail. But you can't just tape down the left button either because then it will just crash on the other side of the road.
 

seekeroftruth86

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Oh no! The monkey is bothering the duck!

What kind of horrible murder-simulator are you trying to peddle to our children now!?

I want this game deliberated in a useless committee and then forgotten about immediately afterward, post-haste!
 

MattAn24

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Jaredin said:
Fantasticlly made! I remember been there last night for it =D
You're in the chat too!? I didn't notice a "Jaredin" there! :-D

Also, ASTOUNDING SUSPENSE!

Gibb is the greatest character ever. That is all. Needs moar spoken word though! :-O
 

Big Phil

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Brilliant. Every single one is great. Fear of the duck, fear of the duck. I have a constant fear that someone's always near...
 

icyneesan

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Jeremy creeps the hell out of me at the start of this video. Please don't let him do this again D:
 

person427

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It was cool, but I liked watching you film it better. The talking made it better "MORE MANLY *Slap*"
 

khsh

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Surely Kathleen's "Kathleen" intro in the second trailer was a reference to Hypberbole and a Half.
 

Spolin

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mjc0961 said:
Sega CD is the greatest actor on the planet, I'm glad he's in this!
I do believe they saw me suggest it in chat.

seekeroftruth86 said:
Oh no! The monkey is bothering the duck!
Gibb is not a monkey, he's a Yeti.
 

MadCat55329

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I'd comment in excitement over the first appearance of Gibb in an Escapist video, but I'm too busy watching Desert Bus [http://www.desertbus.org]!
 

seekeroftruth86

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Spolin said:
seekeroftruth86 said:
Oh no! The monkey is bothering the duck!
Gibb is not a monkey, he's a Yeti.
Oh dear. That does change things.

After all, we know that yetis are scientifically incapable of bothering anyone below 5000 ft.

The duck's bothering the yeti! Oh noes!

Why have you betrayed us Roscoe?