It's true, there isn't a meal that can't be improved with balsamic vinegar.
Also, cooking is already manly, after all, think of what's involved: Knives, machines that produce enough heat to burn s**t (or just plain fire), MEAT!!!!, breaking things (like eggs), boiling, pulling the bones out of something dead, and of course, throwing everything you can into a bowl, mixing the f**k out of it and getting (No. Not that.) something you can devour in a needlessly dramatic fashion. The only thing missing is explosions, and if you do things wrong you get to have them.