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[Graham_LRR]

Open and Shut

The emotional perils of an open relationship don't end when it does.

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[Demandred20]

Bah, there is nothing wrong with Nickelback.

Anyway this could pretty much be my life at uni 10 years ago. Some strange shit went down on an almost weekly basis with all the relationships and temporary drunk hookups going on.

 

[Lord_Bryon]

Kevin Bacon is going to be quite distraught when he hears your also breaking up with him

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

I suppose it's easier than the way I did it: Buy one Hallmark break-up card, attach a string to it, and then give it to each person in succession.

Also, "Transitive property of vagina" had me laughing at loud.

P.S. Who exactly was Johnny seeing? Can we see the spreadsheet too?

 

[kailus13]

Graham are you breaking up with me? D,:

Kitty stole the show.

Graham is breaking up with all of us. We have to respect his decision.

I rewound to the cat jump part 3 times to see if I could see it. That cat is a ninja.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Also, "Transitive property of vagina" had me laughing at loud.

Me too! I'd like to see the math behind that. It reminds me of an episode of American Dad!, where Steve applies the transitive poperty to boobs: "My hand touched her hand, and her hand must have touched her boob, so by the Transitive Property, It touched boob. Algebra's awesome!"

captcha: face the music
I will tonight; I'm seeing Jethro Tull in San Francisco!

 

[Varya]

As a "bystander" for a lot of drama back when I went to highschool, I can vouch for the escalation that one break up in a group can lead to. I know this was a skit, but I thinkmit carries a lot of metaforical weight.

 

[Sosa Star]

I came for my weekly laugh and rewatched for Baxter's adorableness

 

[Zombie_Moogle]

Oddly true to life.

Not sure if this was even a joke or a dramatic reenactment

At least Graham had the class to break up with everyone face-to-face.

Which is more than I can say for my last open relationship...

Right?

My personal favorite was a text message break-up/bailing on a rental lease; had to forward the text to the rest of the "guild" myself.

Yeah

 

[Dascylus]

Depending on how open their relationship was we have now all broken up with everybody. I for one am looking forward to the make up sex we're all going to be having now.

 

[Lieju]

Kitty stole the show.

Was the kitty part of the open relationship?

Do I want to know?

 

[Mouse_Crouse]

Kevin Bacon is going to be quite distraught when he hears your also breaking up with him

OK, that was better then the original stinger. They totally should have had her on the phone with "Kevin" telling him the news.

 

[Shankity Stick]

Who was "Background Beard Guy"?

 

[-Dragmire-]

Heh, really funny an- AWWWW, look at the cute kitty!

 

[theultimateend]

Graham are you breaking up with me? D,:

Kitty stole the show.

Did it seem like the cat was getting up because everyone wanted to go on a casual date?

The moment was too perfect.

 

[forlornhope22]

What kind of fucked up conversation lead to this script? How does someone get to the question, "if you break up with someone in an open relationship, do you break up with everyone else in that relationship as well?"

 

[cricket chirps]

Graham are you breaking up with me? D,:

Kitty stole the show.

Did it seem like the cat was getting up because everyone wanted to go on a casual date?

The moment was too perfect.

My thoughts exactly, is the cat a part of this open relationship?

 

[scw55]

Poor Tally. Her delivery of the punchline was undermined by the presence of KITTY.

 

[Farther than stars]

OK, first of all, I know next to nothing about polygamy, so this was actually quite fascinating. But more importantly, even if this were a thing, wouldn't this mean that the people who want to get together again can just get back together on the spot? Because that would mean that by terminating all the relationships through one termination, all the other ones would have to be officially reinstated to be of effect. This means that the main argument against polygamy becomes that it's just a bureaucratic mess.

 

[Meander112]

As someone who's been polyamorous for over a decade, I find myself highly amused by this video. It reminds me of the abuse of "veto power" that sometime occurs in non-monogamy land.