LoadingReadyRun: RapidFire 3, Episode 1

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Rapid Fire Episode means it's time for a rapid fire response:

Kathleen as angel (1): In her defense, she did give you a spoon.

Dave's Discount Dialysis: Warning: not responsible for missing kidneys.

The cult of Twangtaletct: You'd think he'd be a god of gloves with fifteen arms and no feet...

Popsicle Sticks: Yes, I would like to buy some "Popsicle sticks." Do you have the kind that make me hear yellow?

Kathleen as angel (2): [joke censored due to graphic sexual content]

Suicide Pills: Placibo: it does everything!

Zoning Bylaw Protest: Ponies need love too. Lot's of love. I remember this one story when [remainder of joke censored due to graphic sexual content]

Coup and counter-coup: Come on guys, it's coup, then counter coup, then invasion by the US to "protect civilian populations and instill a democratic government" in the oil fields. Stick to the manual.

Kathleen as Angel (3): Her sex life has much improved as well. We're honestly quite surprised you needed to be locked up for her to leave you.

Murder by Association: See James Turner as Turner James and Graham Stark as Cracker "The Giant Beard" Anthony in the hit new 1984 crime drama "James and the Giant"

Find my Friends who are Currently on Fire: A current bug makes it impossible to call 911 if your app believes you or anyone in the immediate vicinity is "currently on fire."

Bumping up her Grades: Remember the golden rule: cash bribes only.

Kathleen as Angel (4): What an ungrateful bastard...

A Post-Credits Coup: It's going to take some time. Might I recommend a ski holiday in the meantime?
 

BehattedWanderer

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Christmas come early, Rapidfire is back! Hooray! And I'm slightly disappointed that HotClops isn't a real thing.
 

Impluse_101

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...Hot Clops...


I wonder how long it'll take for someone to make that site now that this is released.
 

shrekfan246

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The beard during the "Cult" segment made me think it was Morgan for a few minutes there.

So many hilarious references!
 

Daeggreth

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Eeeee! Rapidfire!!!

What's this? Kane and Crowthorne? Excuse me while I go squeak uncontrollably from sheer delight.
 

Vanbael

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Oh I have been looking forward to this for a long time. Love the return of old characters, and I'm looking forward to see who are the newer recurring characters/sketches.

Also, I'm siding with the angel.
 

ewhac

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Absolutely loved seeing Gabriel(le) again.

Also, for some reason, was amused to see duing the vox-pop zoning segment Graham holding the Zoom H4n directly.

Andy Shandy said:
For those that haven't seen RapidFire before or just want to see it again, I feel I should post them.
And thank you, sir, for saving me the trouble of finding the previous installments.
 

vxicepickxv

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Yay, it's Rapidfire, episode 1 in a new series. I don't know what's more awesome, that it's more rapidfore, or that there will be even more awesome later.
 

Imp_Emissary

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Wait a minute.
Why did Paul only grow mutton chops?
 

Ohlookit'sMatty

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I'm so glad the cops are back, those guys always taught me so much and the blondes are up to their old tricks once again! On a side note, sexy french revolutionary is Sexy! (and Cam's hot too)

-M