Will this be the last rapidfire response?
Painting (1): Memo to self: don't get stoned and watch Flash Gordon before painting on camera.
Market Research: "Roofies for Her, 7 days of intense confusion for him."
The Cult of Olthogoto: Poor Matt got sacrificed so that they may have better fortune in recruitment drives...
Painting (2): I made mine an underground lair of a supervillain.
Mail for AOL accounts from 1995 for iOS5: All apps also sign you up for AOL demo disks to be delivered to the most common locations collected by your "find my friends" app.
Mostly Fresh: If I want to buy my personal products from a sketchy guy I don't trust, I'll do it at the chemist down the street, thank you very much...
Painting (3): Memo to self: don't drop acid and watch the Wizard of Oz before painting on camera.
Murder by Association: Also, his prints were on the gun, the victims blood was on his shirt, and he confessed to the entire crime.
Zander Gregson: Please tell me this is the invisibility that lets you keep your pants on...
Painting (4): Wife #2, incidently, died in a freak volcano accident...
Tom the Trench-coat dealer: the one on the far left is the best for flashing...
Painting (5): I got my superpowers from the blood of my enemies...
A post credits painting: The volcano must have the blood of virgin hawkmen or it will reign fire and darkness throughout the land!