Oh gods, I'm having a flashback to my days doing tech support for HP.
Me: "Thanks for calling the New HP. Can I get your name and phone number please?"
Caller: "Oh, I wasn't expecting you to answer so quick. Hold on, I'm on the toilet."
Me: "...."
(Sounds of toilet paper being yanked off the roll.)
Me: "...."
(Sounds of rustling.)
Me: "...."
(Sound of a toilet flushing.)
Caller: "So, yeah, my printer's not working."
Meanwhile, my brain was simultaneously recoiling from the shock and wondering why I hadn't heard sounds of running water or soap being lathered.