LoadingReadyRun: The Amendment

[Speakercone]

"I plead the third."
"you mean the fifth?"
"no, the third."
"you refuse to have soldiers quartered in your home?"
"I have few principles, but I stick to them."

As vaguely remembered from an xkcd comic

 

[2-part Epoxy]

"Senator! You have stated that you support drafting legislation? The Draft has been outlawed, and for good reason. Politicians like yourself clearly have little respect for the rights and lives of our nation's young Legislation! Hell no, we won't go!"

 

[duchaked]

let's see..."quarter[ing]" verb definition 2...ohhhh

 

[ThunderCavalier]

The saddest thing is that this honestly still makes more sense than half of the bills and laws being proposed to Congress atm.