LoadingReadyRun: The Bitcoin Conspiracy

medv4380

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Space is probably the least secure place to put a hard drive. The random cosmic rays would be occasionally hitting and corrupting the data.
 

Amir Kondori

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medv4380 said:
Space is probably the least secure place to put a hard drive. The random cosmic rays would be occasionally hitting and corrupting the data.
Don't worry, they have a lot of shielding on it. Not to mention the redundancy, you think it is just one storage device they are sending to space? You need to open your eyes!
 

medv4380

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Amir Kondori said:
medv4380 said:
Space is probably the least secure place to put a hard drive. The random cosmic rays would be occasionally hitting and corrupting the data.
Don't worry, they have a lot of shielding on it. Not to mention the redundancy, you think it is just one storage device they are sending to space? You need to open your eyes!
I'm pretty sure the first Gamma Ray Burst, or ill timed solar storm will wipe all space based copies clean. Only a Terrestrial backup would have a chance of survival. That being said, convincing all the bitcoiners that their coins are in space, and not berried in an IT Landfill would make a good double conspiracy.
 

Darth_Payn

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IF a conspiracy theorist wants to be heard, he shouldn't address his audience as "sheep". Otherwise, excellent work. All in one take!
 

Amir Kondori

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medv4380 said:
Amir Kondori said:
medv4380 said:
Space is probably the least secure place to put a hard drive. The random cosmic rays would be occasionally hitting and corrupting the data.
Don't worry, they have a lot of shielding on it. Not to mention the redundancy, you think it is just one storage device they are sending to space? You need to open your eyes!
I'm pretty sure the first Gamma Ray Burst, or ill timed solar storm will wipe all space based copies clean. Only a Terrestrial backup would have a chance of survival. That being said, convincing all the bitcoiners that their coins are in space, and not berried in an IT Landfill would make a good double conspiracy.
Bro, I can tell they have got to you already. Or are you one of them? You probably don't know but Marduck, the ruler of Africa who is trying to populate the earth with human-alien hybrids, is granting his protection to the UK bitcoin operation. It will keep it perfectly protected while the UK puts its plans in motion. Of course Marduck is going to stab the UK in the back and take the bitcoins to fund his human depopulation plans.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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kailus13 said:
Silly conspiracy theorists, why would we British hide our Bitcoins in space where anyone can get ahold of them?

They're hidden behind Big Ben, where Sherlock Holmes occasionally looks after them.
But you British are already in an alliance with a lonely alien who could easily stash away the goods on some far off interstellar rock! The norwegians are onto your plan and will make sure every blue police box is under constant surveilance!
 

blackrave

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Wait a minute
Does James covered camera of his laptop with sticky note?
Also I like how he occasionally glances back at Graham with that "the fuck?" look.