lol kids

[siffty]

Hickory dickory dock 5 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.....the rest got away with minor injuries.

what's you favoret kids jokes mine was this and the knock knock ....orange

 

[Juven Ignus]

"Hey guess what?"
"What?"
"PENIS!"
"LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

Good times...

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

3 blind mice
3 blind mice

see how they run
see how they run

right into a wall
Right into a wall

SMACK!

Ahhh, Announcements, you never cease to amuse me.

 

[Hollock]

guess my favorite word it starts with f and ends with uck. Firetruck what did you think it was?

 

[Insanum]

Whats Brown & Sticky?

A Stick.

 

[ottenni]

Whats yellow and cant swim.

A bulldozer! Hahahahaha.

 

[AvsJoe]

Jokes from my childhood I still find funny today:

Q: What's yellow and life-threatening?
A: Shark-infested mustard.

Q: What's red and shaped like a bucket?
A: A red bucket.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?

Q: Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?
A: Because he was dead! (Courtesy of Ren and Stimpy)

Q: What's a snake's favourite drink?
A: Cobra-Cola! (To this day I still call it Cobra Cola instead of Coke or Coca-Cola)