Lol, Skyrim.

[traineesword]

I once came upon too mammoths. This was with my first character and about my fourth hour of gameplay and it was the first time I'd actually seen any live ones. The two mammoths were walking toward each other, and suddenly one of them started glitching all over the place. It slowly jittered it's way on top of the other mammoth and then suddenly flew way over 50 feet into the air and died upon impact with the floor. The remaining mammoth looked around and decided it was all the fault of a nearby fox and tusk-flung the little critter a good 10 feet away.

speaking of jittery-air flying, i also was chasing a rabbit one time. I used my "zoom and slow time" bow power, and it started glitching against a couple of rocks and rose up a few feet into the air. In that split moment (this was in slow motion too, so a split moment in that means it must of been happening really quick) i shot it in mid-air with an arrow and it's soul-less body then flew off, higher and higher into the air and travelling away from me. I never got that raw rabbit leg.

 

[SirFlamingLoboOfDoom]

So, a funny moment to share. Playing Skyrim earlier, managed to get the entirety of Whitefall after me, guards would attack me on sight with no chance of yielding - since this was very near the beginning of the game for me I had to run from every town I'd yet discovered as soon as the guards would spot me. Which was about half a mile given I'd chosen heavy armor and had no aptitude in sneaking. So, what might you ask, was my crime? So heinous that gave every guard within 30 miles license to cut me down in the most brutal and direct way possible upon seeing half an inch of me go by?


I killed a chicken. I can imagine what my tombstone would've said: "Here lies Syril, murderist of poultry. Oblivion take you, blasphemer!" or something. Maybe it was just funny at the time, though... (=

Anyone else for funny moments?

Everyone I see on YT or read is amazed at how people are attacking for killing their property then resisting arrest. I would be wondering why they didn't care about their source of money/food if they didn't come after you.

 

[Cooperblack]

Was sneaking but not really paying attention because i was so tired so i move a little to far of the small cliff and though i i wold drop down right in the middle of the guards who were talking right below..but that didn't happen, instead i ended up right on top one of the guards helmets just standing there on top of him..while he continued his conversation...i went to bed laughing.

 

[Voodoomancer]

You know how sometimes when you kill a dragon and come back later the skeleton has moved, possibly clipped into something? First time I came to Morthal, a dragon attacked. Killed dragon. Entered the jarl's longhouse. Went out again and nearly had a heart attack when I saw the dragon skeleton bursting out of a nearby house and flailing about in an eerily lifelike manner.

Another Story: You know how you usually hear a dragon roaring well before it actually attacks? Just after I bought my first horse, a dragon sneak-attacked me. I was just riding down a road, then suddenly my brand new horse is on fire -_-

 

[Kurt Leube]

I talked to some imperials outside a cave, next thing i know my horse is flying past me and over the hill. So after walking from Falkreath to Solitude so that i can join the imperials, I walk through the gate and see this guy on like a stage giving a speech. Next thing i know the whole town turns around and tries to kill me. I ran all the way back to Whiterun.

 

[Mr Companion]

Used Mehrunes Razor to instantkill the final boss in about 3 hits

Frenzied a wizard in a bar, kills a woman, I get a mere 80 gold fine and everybody sits back down to drink with her corpse on the floor.

Become the archmage as an assassin with no magic skills, the boss in Laberynthien is like "did your tutor tell you I can sap your magic power?!" and im like "wait do you really think my power comes fro- I mean oh dear yes you certernately have me beat oh my goodness! Arsenipples and all that..."

 

[HeatproofShAdOw]

I spent around 10 minutes shooting, hacking and firebolting a dragon to half heath. A giant comes along, and kills it in 5 seconds flat. ._.

 

[imnot]

I wandred round a corner to see the left overs of a large battle, whenre the physics engine broke so everything was all freeze framed, except for one shield which was slowly rising into the air like it was accending to sovngarde.

 

[Angry_squirrel]

I was climbing a mountain, got over the peak, and saw a dragon perched on a word wall. Playing a sneaky character, I crept up behind him and sneak attacked his tail. Almost a one shot kill

 

[AlternatePFG]

I was headed towards Rorikstead for a minor sidequest, so to get there faster, I decided to use Werewolf mode. A dragon was attacking the village, I managed to kill the dragon in about 2 or 3 sprint attacks, but was severely hurt in the process. Just at that time, it ran out and I was down to my underwear, with a sliver of health. So I stumbled into the inn, with only my underwear on, and rented a room.

 

[Phisi]

trying to ride my horse down a mountain side... doesn't end well but if you make your horse walk then it harnesses the power of the mountain goat and can stick to the mountain at great angles

 

[sage42]

I was coming back from a dragons nest when I found an overturned cart with cabbages spilled all over the ground. My guess it was a shout out to Avatar the Last Airbender's famous cabbage seller.

 

[Genibus]

Pushing a cart around town and killing a chicken, earning me massive hatred from the entire town.

 

[sage42]

Courier came up to me to deliver a message, average stuff everyone gets a message now and again, but this time, he was dressed in nothing ut hs hat, shoe and, loincloth. Very disturbing to say the least.