LOLWUT?

[Kinguendo]

"I make no promises!"

LOL high five!

My hands too big...

I might steal the img though...

HEY! You stole my high five!

HEY! your fault for getting ninja'd

HEY! Your fault for not being a comedy genius like me!!! D:<

 

[wolfy098]

"I make no promises!"

LOL high five!

My hands too big...

I might steal the img though...

HEY! You stole my high five!

HEY! your fault for getting ninja'd

HEY! Your fault for not being a comedy genius like me!!! D:<

HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one

 

[Kinguendo]

HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one

PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD

 

[zerzxes]

"Norwegian baby blood!"

Works every time.

Why Norwgian baby blood? why Nowregian? Am I as a Norwegian supposed to be offended or honored?

OT:I would probaly reply with something on the lines of "What the fuck?" or "who the hell is this?"

 

[0p3rati0n]

"I make no promises!"

LOL high five!

My hands too big...

I might steal the img though...

HEY! You stole my high five!

HEY! your fault for getting ninja'd

HEY! Your fault for not being a comedy genius like me!!! D:<

HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one

THAT'S IT!!!!

 

[Timotei]

You obviously don't have to pay for your phone bill. Otherwise you would never consider sending a reply.

 

[Bobzer77]

One time about 20 seconds after I turned on my mobile I got a message saying "Turn it off". I't wasn't any of my friends and it was a private number so I never found out who was watching me =d

 

[Junkle]

Send him a picture of the lolwut pear. Not only annoying, but picture cost extra if he doesn't have that sort of plan.

 

[0p3rati0n]

You obviously don't have to pay for your phone bill. Otherwise you would never consider sending a reply.

WHAT? i have unlimited texting....... I just find no point in sending anything. I just like having funny ideas

 

[goatzilla8463]

I'm sensible and mature so I wouldn't do anything...

Pffffft. I would attempt to blue tooth a video of me with a lighter to him.

 

[Armored Prayer]

"Norwegian baby blood!"

Works every time.

Why Norwgian baby blood? why Nowregian? Am I as a Norwegian supposed to be offended or honored?

My apologies, I mean not to offend you or Norwegians in general. I was based on a completely random saying my friend uses to confuse the crap out of people. We all thought it was pretty funny, random, and effective.

 

[theSovietConnection]

I'm not entirely sure how I'd reply to a text like that. Best random text I've ever gotten though was "Oh, and bring your fire extinguisher. We're gonna get the mailman again."

 

[ssgt splatter]

I would text back, "uh, whoops, I guess we're homeless now."

but anyway, I never text so I've never gotten anything like that before.

 

[zerzxes]

"Norwegian baby blood!"

Works every time.

Why Norwgian baby blood? why Nowregian? Am I as a Norwegian supposed to be offended or honored?

My apologies, I mean not to offend you or Norwegians in general. I was based on a completely random saying my friend uses to confuse the crap out of people. We all thought it was pretty funny, random, and effective.

ok, I just wondered if you didn't like us or whatever. But as i can probaly guess, it worked.

 

[Lullabye]

oh this brings back memories of when i had a cell phone. my friends and i had a competition to see who could text the biggest mind fuk.

hmmm, responses ive personnaly used were:
Ah......uh.....hmmm......oh niglet, why do you LET ME STICK MY "watermelon" IN YOU LIKE "this"!?

and

chickety china the chinese chicken have a drumstick and I WILL F%<K YOU UP!....maybe.....

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

"Norwegian baby blood!"

Works every time.

Why Norwgian baby blood? why Nowregian? Am I as a Norwegian supposed to be offended or honored?

My apologies, I mean not to offend you or Norwegians in general. I was based on a completely random saying my friend uses to confuse the crap out of people. We all thought it was pretty funny, random, and effective.

And we all know we Norwegians are awesome, and that our baby blood can cure every disease, up to and including death.

 

[arc101]

I have got a text saying 'Don't do drugs' from a random person, so i replied 'unless you get them for free' i never got a reply

 

[GodofDisaster]

I got a few weird texts, but the one that really takes the cake... "mmm cake", "no bad knight get on with the post" (slaps self in face.) ok anyway the worse one, was a text saying...

'Don't ask who I am but I should warn you, in three weeks time this world will be invaded by, Dolphins with rocket launchers, run now'. (I think you could imagine my reaction to this)

However I decided to humor him or her, with my own random reply.

My reply was.

"Don't worry I'm sure the armored Penquins with laser guns on their backs will save us."

Oh almost forgot, about the burning down house text.

I would say.

"Ooh the house, er yeah about that, well you see there was this accident, and well things got out of control."

 

[Ciarang]

"I make no promises!"

LOL high five!

My hands too big...

I might steal the img though...

HEY! You stole my high five!

HEY! your fault for getting ninja'd

HEY! Your fault for not being a comedy genius like me!!! D:<

Thread derailment much? =P

I'd probably say "Watch out for the invisible duck strapped to your head! BWAHAHAHA".
*Ahem*
Bit of a random streak there...

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

As much as I hate it, the rick roll over the phone wins.