"Don't worry, The voices in my head told me to do it a long time ago"
"Do you hear the voices too?"
"Do you hear the voices too?"
LOLWUT?
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"So...you expect me to talk, Mishter Bond?"
Or
"Oh, but now what am I supposed to do with this bottle of flammable liquid and the lit rag hanging over the top?"
Or
"Oh, but now what am I supposed to do with this bottle of flammable liquid and the lit rag hanging over the top?"
No, its blue. Lol. Anyways OT: yeah, i would have responded. A good laugh is worth more than a text.HE Starwind said:My reply would be a simple "Awhh but I wanted toxoxoxo" kind of thing. I once received a text randomly on holiday, it read; "So you think blood is black when it's inside you?".
Something similar happened to me yesterday. I got a call from a person I didn't know, although I could see his number. I pick up the phone and I hear this loud "OINK" (the pig sound) and he hangs up. I could have called him back to ask for lolwut. But I was too scared.
i once received a text mesage telling me "my love"
i called and it was this girl whom was looking for a guy, i had no idea who the guy was but i played along telling her i was his friend and he had sold me his phone
we met at a cafe and chatted a long time
never saw her after that (my guess she got in touch with the other guy haha)
but for your message?? "DAMN YOU CONSCIENCE"
i called and it was this girl whom was looking for a guy, i had no idea who the guy was but i played along telling her i was his friend and he had sold me his phone
we met at a cafe and chatted a long time
never saw her after that (my guess she got in touch with the other guy haha)
but for your message?? "DAMN YOU CONSCIENCE"
I would have replied "I hear the silent screaming of bread." just to mess with them....
also a little OT but, when telemarketers call me, I scream and scream and scream until they hang up.
And when people call for "marketing surveys" I sometimes will just say "No... don't have one"
when they ask me what brand of phone i have, and name shapes colours or combinations of those plus animals when asked about anything else...
sometimes i even pitch a sale at them to see how they respond and interrupt them and speak through them when they try and respond... good phone fun
also a little OT but, when telemarketers call me, I scream and scream and scream until they hang up.
And when people call for "marketing surveys" I sometimes will just say "No... don't have one"
when they ask me what brand of phone i have, and name shapes colours or combinations of those plus animals when asked about anything else...
sometimes i even pitch a sale at them to see how they respond and interrupt them and speak through them when they try and respond... good phone fun
GodDAMMIT.Left4Meds said:
I lost.
Start over!
Also, "You're right, I'm thinking too small. I need to set the WORLD on fire."
I am on a $49 cap where I get over $200 worth of txt's. I pay my own bill and I'd reply because it's what? 10c?Suiseiseki IRL said:
OT I would reply something along the lines "What that house? Yeah um bit late?"
Jokes about 9/11, the day after 9/11 that was actually good enough to get laughs... Yeah, I bet someone else made that joke up and said it while the comedian that said the joke was walking by... thats not irrational and completely unlikely... thats the truth(!)wolfy098 said: